Bruce Willis - the cologne

will this scent make your wife leave you for a 20 year younger guy? maybe it attracts has-been pornstars.

http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=18218&count=0

will i lose my hair and act like an egotistical fuck hole

Aromageddon?

The Sixth Scent?

Smell Hard?

Look Who's Making a Cologne, Too?

Smellageddon

12 Monkeys' Ass

Unbearable

Stank & Lynch

...........and scare the bitches into liking him.

Hudson Hawk

that movie stinks enough so it doesn't need a smell joke

Mercury Rising...too!

  On 7/7/2010 at 4:39 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Unbearable

Nearly spit my coffee out on this one

12 Monkeys was sweet, don't even play.

yipee ki-ay motherfucker

return of bruneau de toilette

Smell Hard 4

VULVA ORIGINAL

if he knew about this, he wouldn't even try.

bruce willis is dead

Pulp Olfaction

edit: Suffocates

Smell Hard 4

there is no topping it. the 4 is the cherry

  On 7/8/2010 at 12:35 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

fuck yall bruce willis is the king.

pulp fiction? die hard (the first three form a pretty solid trilogy IMO)? sixth sense? fifth element? sin city? 12 monkeys?

 

much respect

Word indeed.

Smell Hard 4:

The Bruce Willis Scent

"Smell Long, Smell Hard -- 'Cos You'Ve Only Got One Nose"

• manliest. fuckin. scent
  
• smell like bruce willis
  
• increased sex appeal
  
• Bottle can be converted into a grenade, "just in case"
  

look for "die hardvil", die-hard branded advil ® coming soon. all rights are lefts.

  On 7/8/2010 at 1:16 PM, Higgins VanHiggins said:

  On 7/8/2010 at 12:35 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

fuck yall bruce willis is the king.

pulp fiction? die hard (the first three form a pretty solid trilogy IMO)? sixth sense? fifth element? sin city? 12 monkeys?

 

much respect

 

Word indeed.

he likes movies with numbers in them