Jerk it till you die

there have been times when i thought that if i pushed further i would be risking cardiac arrest

that's great that they give her full name...

Was the movie on a loop? The article says

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found dead in bed - naked from the waist down - in October as the porn movie played on her laptop

Also, seriously, whatever happened to respect for the dead? The coroner here should be axed.

i wish i was smaller and british, to have a nanny like that

  On 7/12/2010 at 5:09 AM, yek said:

that's great that they give her full name...

And a big picture, just in case anyone who knew her casually but not her full name would still know who just died while jerking off. I think they do it for the family's sake.

  On 7/12/2010 at 5:18 AM, chenGOD said:

Also, seriously, whatever happened to respect for the dead? The coroner here should be axed.

Seriously.

But how does a woman "jerk it"?

It just means you go out like a jerk, by masturbating.

who will watch the nanny?

Best way to die ever

i'd probably cum watching a chick die from an orgasm.

christ that's sexy.

theme of a sudden heart arrhythmia

we all gotta go at some point or another, might as well have fun doing it.

but agreed, the media is stooping pretty low this time around. maybe they are running out of things to jump on and this will be next. we'll suddenly start hearing about all kinds of incidents where people die while watching porn or getting lap dances or something. the health nazis will start whining that we have to Do Something and porn/vibrators will come labeled with cardiac arrest warnings.

Shouldn't it have been "rub it until you die"?

flick it til ya drop

  On 7/12/2010 at 4:06 PM, keltoi said:

flick it til ya drop

c'mon... you can do better:

flick it until you kick it