Woman on "Wife Swap" makes her surrogate family train for 2012

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The reality show Wife Swap is total dross. Families exchange matriarchs for two weeks as camera crews record the anarchy. However, last Friday's episode struck comedy gold when a 2012 survivalist forced her new family to train for the apocalypse.

 

In the following clip, Dawn, a staunch 2012 believer, makes her adopted clan — a family whose daughter is a golf prodigy — train for the end of the world. "Apocalypse training" apparently means wearing matching camo shirts and making your dog don a flotation vest. Amazing television.

Jesusfuck. I was thinking Olympics.

I don't get why this show got made even though it was a joke on Chappelle's show before it's inception.

casmatonic...apopalypse...LOL

This show actually looks kind of real. Poor guy.

she'll have the last laugh come 2012.

  On 7/12/2010 at 11:58 PM, futuregirlfriend said:

Jesusfuck. I was thinking Olympics.

Would have made perfect sense. I would have loved to see her on a team for synchronized swimming.

1 . Train for 2012 by playing Left 4 Dead .

2 . His face at 00:52 pure lol

3 . ''Apoppolypes ''

  On 7/12/2010 at 11:58 PM, Fishtank said:

I don't get why this show got made even though it was a joke on Chappelle's show before it's inception.

cause life is a joke...even more so network television...by the time you get to reality tv it might as well be bonanza with a side dish of anal fisting

The tone in the 'you cant even say that' comment was just too fucking funny.

  On 7/13/2010 at 12:03 AM, Scrambled Ears said:

  On 7/12/2010 at 11:58 PM, Fishtank said:

I don't get why this show got made even though it was a joke on Chappelle's show before it's inception.

 

cause life is a joke...even more so network television...by the time you get to reality tv it might as well be bonanza with a side dish of anal fisting

I think the sad part is this shit's popular, I can't think of any 'reality' show I've liked... does Monster Garage count? that show was great!

I warmed to that guy

lol

Watched this w/ my gf the other day. The show is usually pretty funny to be honest. This episode was total . They had a professor from a local university come and talk to the family about how the Mayan myths do not in any way mention the end of the world etc.

yeah this is always a great show. basically get 2 complete wackos at opposite ends of the spectrum (army sergeant type mom and a hippie home school mom) and sit back and enjoy.

some of our friends applied to get on. they are pretty hippish and their "thing" was drum circle. they got no chance, not wacko enough

i used to watch it, guilty pleasure. the god warrior lady was just lolol

  On 7/13/2010 at 1:10 AM, hautlle said:

Watched this w/ my gf the other day. The show is usually pretty funny to be honest. This episode was total . They had a professor from a local university come and talk to the family about how the Mayan myths do not in any way mention the end of the world etc.

How did that work out for him?

You reminded me of this meme. Then I realized it's even from the same show

  On 7/13/2010 at 1:42 AM, chaosmachine said:

 

 

You reminded me of this meme. Then I realized it's even from the same show

Holy shit, what in the love of Jebus is that?

Thank god someone's thinking ahead.

  On 7/13/2010 at 1:45 AM, Squee said:

  On 7/13/2010 at 1:42 AM, chaosmachine said:

 

 

You reminded me of this meme. Then I realized it's even from the same show

 

Holy shit, what in the love of Jebus is that?

Okay, I get it now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaKP4WfG3F4

Fuck!

  On 7/13/2010 at 1:42 AM, chaosmachine said:

Damn the diastema on that bitch!

bitches like these will be first to be slow cooked in aluminum foil at 250 when it comes down to shit like 2012

daxct.

  On 7/13/2010 at 2:04 AM, Squee said:

  On 7/13/2010 at 1:45 AM, Squee said:

  On 7/13/2010 at 1:42 AM, chaosmachine said:

 

 

You reminded me of this meme. Then I realized it's even from the same show

 

Holy shit, what in the love of Jebus is that?

 

Okay, I get it now

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaKP4WfG3F4

 

Fuck!

She makes me want to destroy all of humanity, awesome.

  On 7/13/2010 at 7:44 AM, baph said:

  On 7/13/2010 at 2:04 AM, Squee said:

  On 7/13/2010 at 1:45 AM, Squee said:

  On 7/13/2010 at 1:42 AM, chaosmachine said:

 

 

You reminded me of this meme. Then I realized it's even from the same show

 

Holy shit, what in the love of Jebus is that?

 

Okay, I get it now

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaKP4WfG3F4

 

Fuck!

 

She makes me want to destroy all of humanity, awesome.

oh my fucking Lol!!!!

  On 7/12/2010 at 11:58 PM, Fishtank said:

it was a joke on Chappelle's show before it's inception.

nope. chappelle was doing a parody of wife swap, which already existed.