Let's predict the twist in this new movie written by M. Night Shyalamaladingdong

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/universal/devil/

Prediction: It's the elevator to hell.

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"From the mind of M. Night Shyalamaladingdong"

LOL

At least Shamalaydingdong didn't direct it.

The twist is...

The twist is: only one of them is not the devil.

he hasnt put twists in his movies since the village

at the end of the movie the main character wakes up to find the whole ordeal was just an awful nightmare...until he turns on his bedside lamp and discovers that he actually did marry the devil, who is played by Michael Clarke Duncan. the last shot is of the devil's burning hot lava-semen being shot into the main character's mouth, nose, and eyes at 400 mph, at which point his face melts. fade to white.

lol

there is no spooon!!!!!!

a skeleton pops out.

the elevator to hell malfunctions at the end and devil can't do his work. he facepalms himself when he realizes he should have used an escalator because a disabled escalator can still be stairs. bonus dvd ending is m night voluntarily walking down those stairs.

troon will show up. and then you people will regret making fun of the movie in this thread.

Shaymalan finds out that he is actually a woman!

It turn out there's no such thing as coincidence and there must be some great intelligence controlling everything

no wait that's every american sci fi for the last 10 years

i haven't watched the trailer but i'm going to guess, the monkey, is really an apple.

  On 7/14/2010 at 5:43 AM, analogue wings said:

It turn out there's no such thing as coincidence and there must be some great intelligence controlling everything

 

 

 

 

no wait that's every american sci fi for the last 10 years

LOL I spewed out the above cynicism before I watched the trailer and saw the tagline EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON

  On 7/14/2010 at 3:32 AM, ruiagnelo said:

"From the mind of M. Night Shyalamaladingdong"

 

LOL

where did this start? i recall hearing it on the tele or in a movie, i always refer to m. knight by this particular nym. did i pick up on this thought via our universal consciousness? (as i'm sure m. knight shamalamadingdong is laughed upon universally)

the twist is that it's still vietnam, and the Ottomans are burning their coal mountains. but ptolemy was really copernicus, so it's got irony.

cut to rambo massacring the cast and crew

the twist is: they freefall .....UPwards.

twist: it's pronounced M. Heat Shyamalan

they're allergic to racism and semen

The twist is that it's not even an elevator, it's just a big cupboard. And one of them is Andi Peters.

the twist is that "the greatest trick the devil ever played was to convince the world he didn't exist"

then the devil will continue to precum over bugs

prediction: it was all just the dream of a homeless schizophrenic man, after he passed out from drinking too much