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everyone is a brainwashed indoctrinated slave

 

i care not of the history behind this obscure keyboard style, nor am i interested in participating with childish games that will surely arise from discussion of this waste of time

 

if anything, design a keyboard that has some kind of logic behind it. like how about having the most typed letters and words used on the top line, or in some kind of linear fashion. fuck, ill make my own god damn keyboard design in 20 minutes and type faster than i ever had on this qwerty excuse of a device. wow, buttons, im really impressed. fuck you bill gates. kill bill gates

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  On 7/19/2010 at 1:45 PM, ET said:

everyone is a brainwashed indoctrinated slave

 

i care not of the history behind this obscure keyboard style, nor am i interested in participating with childish games that will surely arise from discussion of this waste of time

 

if anything, design a keyboard that has some kind of logic behind it. like how about having the most typed letters and words used on the top line, or in some kind of linear fashion. fuck, ill make my own god damn keyboard design in 20 minutes and type faster than i ever had on this qwerty excuse of a device. wow, buttons, im really impressed. fuck you bill gates. kill bill gates

 

from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dvorak_Simplified_Keyboard

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Dvorak layout uses less finger motion, increases typing rate, and reduces errors compared to the de facto keyboard standard QWERTY.

 

 

 

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Exactly, the whole point of the dvorak keyboard is to put the most commonly used letters in English on the home row.

 

I've always wanted to try it, but after becoming quite proficient with QWERTY after 20 or so years of everyday use, it's hard to think about starting over. My fingers think in qwerty at this point.

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  On 7/19/2010 at 3:32 PM, TwiddleBot said:

I've always wanted to try it, but after becoming quite proficient with QWERTY after 20 or so years of everyday use, it's hard to think about starting over. My fingers think in qwerty at this point.

that's exactly my case as well, that's why i want to try it.

i can't wait to find out how easy/difficult it is to switch between the two. proper mindfuck!

 

  On 7/19/2010 at 3:30 PM, Babar said:
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Dvorak and Dealey meticulously studied the English language

 

 

i'll keep my AZERTY keyboard then

yeah, a valid point, but after some consideration i found out i definitely type more english than any other language.

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my point was that everyone just sucks dicks everywhere they go. oh my god, another concept for a computer keyboard exists...my god lets masturbate to the picture of it on my computer screen, save the image to desktop, then send the image to my own self via upload image inside of gmail and then ill cum so stupid hard joyrex will have an orgasm. hey lets just stick a bunch of y's, o's, u's, s's u's c's, and k's in there, so you can sit alone in your tiny little bedroom and feel alone, while i eventually crawl off my 4 multi-cultures 5-star models to reach over onto the laptop to tell you how much you suck.

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  On 7/19/2010 at 3:41 PM, kokoon said:
that's exactly my case as well, that's why i want to try it.

i can't wait to find out how easy/difficult it is to switch between the two. proper mindfuck!

 

A friend of mine is really good at it and does it on a qwerty keyboard. Which always annoys the bejeezus out of anyone who sits down on his computer. You'll probably wind up ambidextrous in a couple years if you can switch between multiple keyboard layouts :emotawesomepm9:

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ok there arent 5 top models crawling on top of me right now (only three), but guess whats in you! besides arsenic, lead, fluoride, aluminum, chlorine, barium, msg, corn syrup with mercury in it, and everything is genetically modified

 

have fun dying

 

"pm me if you want to live"

 

p.s. - im the real deal (wink)

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  On 7/19/2010 at 4:10 PM, TwiddleBot said:

A friend of mine is really good at it and does it on a qwerty keyboard. Which always annoys the bejeezus out of anyone who sits down on his computer. You'll probably wind up ambidextrous in a couple years if you can switch between multiple keyboard layouts :emotawesomepm9:

 

how do you use a qwerty keyboard on a "dvorak" keyboard exactly? i mean, if your not living inside of some kind of dream world, this doesnt even make any sense. yesterday, i was inside of a super 8 motel, they kicked me out by 10 pm but i was cool because i was out by 9:30 yo, there for i have now become I Free Am

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multiple keyboard settings come pretty much standard with most os's on the market these days..

 

believe it or not I can type in japanese on my keyboard too このようです

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  On 7/19/2010 at 1:45 PM, ET said:

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if anything, design a keyboard that has some kind of logic behind it. like how about having the most typed letters and words ......

 

That's the entire fucking point behind the dvorak layout. genius.

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  On 7/19/2010 at 7:32 PM, Alcofribas said:

ET, wanna grab a beer? you seem tense...

 

beer has arsenic, lead, fluoride, aluminum, chlorine, barium, msg, and corn syrup with mercury in it, you indoctrinated fool!

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I know IDM can be extreme

  On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said:

this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield

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  On 7/19/2010 at 3:30 PM, Babar said:
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Dvorak and Dealey meticulously studied the English language

 

 

i'll keep my AZERTY keyboard then

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  On 7/19/2010 at 7:38 PM, kaini said:
  On 7/19/2010 at 7:32 PM, Alcofribas said:

ET, wanna grab a beer? you seem tense...

 

beer has arsenic, lead, fluoride, aluminum, chlorine, barium, msg, and corn syrup with mercury in it, you indoctrinated fool!

 

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

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