WATMM: HELP ME WRITE LOVE LETTER I SO BAD NEED HALP

Hey i suck at writing love letters, i suck at them, womens are like woah your too poetic n shit, and im like and their like and im like

 

 

 

so this is my last resort. im tryin to get with this half taiwanese half german (oh god such sexy) chick and goddamn i need something PNEU...something PHRESH...something PSENSUAL...something from you watmmers! i will be doing this mad lib style, so i won't show you the letter just yet. i've got it written up in draft form, but you guys fill in the blanks. all you gottsa do is copy and past the belowness and if your terrible at english it should turn out to be epic! if this reaches 3 pages, i'll post up the best wattmmer's madlib and send off my love letter!

 

Starts off like this:

 

May,

 

I've only been with you for a week, and already...

 

 

 

Ok gitar dun!!!

 

 

 

Verb-ing 1:

 

Adjective 1:

 

Verb-ing 2:

 

Adjective 2:

 

Adjective 3(must rhyme with Adj 2):

 

Emotion 1:

 

Plural Noun 1:

 

Place 1:

 

Verb-ing 1:

 

Plural Noun 2:

 

Proper Noun 1:

 

Emotion-ness 2:

 

Verb 1:

 

Religious Figurehead 1:

 

Expression of Gratitude 1:

 

Proper Noun 2:

 

Part of body 1:

 

Verb 2:

 

Place 2:

 

Verb-s 3:

 

Thing 1:

 

Verb 4:

 

Part of body 2:

is this serious or what ?

 

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Verb-ing 1:

 

Adjective 1:

 

Verb-ing 2:

 

what's that ?

 

 

I could write something, but right now i have some steaks to eat.

 

oh and some pics would be great

yea just go ahead and post the pics in the masturbation thread we'll be waiting there

I'm not doing no madlib, but I will write you a primo love-letter.

Ok i think i've understood the concept : i just blindly fill the blanks in, and with enough luck you'll get something that sounds grammatical. Then, if miracles exists, it might turn into a good love letter.

 

 

 

Verb-ing 1: hurtling down

 

Adjective 1: abrasive

 

Verb-ing 2: slicing

 

Adjective 2: profound

 

Adjective 3(must rhyme with Adj 2): wound

 

Emotion 1: amazement

 

Plural Noun 1: Men

 

Place 1: Heart

 

Verb-ing 1: surfing

 

Plural Noun 2: Women

 

Proper Noun 1: Moon

 

Emotion-ness 2: starvation

 

Verb 1: draw

 

Religious Figurehead 1: blessed virgin Mary

 

Expression of Gratitude 1: I will give thanks to you forever with my whole heart

 

Proper Noun 2: Sun

 

Part of body 1: feet

 

Verb 2: force

 

Place 2: sacred temple

 

Verb-s 3: breaths

 

Thing 1: one thousand things

 

Verb 4: gap

 

Part of body 2: sacred temple

 

Use italics.

lol we basically had this about 2 weeks ago with phling

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May,

 

I've only been with you for a week, and already

I've asked WATMM for some help.

Clearly this relationship ain't going nowhere,

So I'll just have to jerk it 'til I yelp.

you think you can get some action by writing a love letter? bwahahahaha

 

good luck.

  On 7/25/2010 at 12:51 PM, tontonz said:

May,

 

I've only been with you for a week, and already...

 

i've installed a surveillance device in your bedroom

  On 7/25/2010 at 4:16 PM, goDel said:

you think you can get some action by writing a love letter? bwahahahaha

 

good luck.

 

love letters work.

you are French Babar, you'd do well to remember that.

  On 7/25/2010 at 5:47 PM, Rambo said:

you are French Babar, you'd do well to remember that.

 

touché

  On 7/25/2010 at 2:28 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

  On 7/25/2010 at 1:24 PM, Dan C said:

I'm not doing no madlib, but I will write you a primo love-letter.

 

drafts are helpful , you don't want to tell females exactly how you feel else you'll look desperate

lmao thanks babar for the input

 

 

 

 

as for the rest of you, shame on you!

 

*there's your italics*

 

 

 

 

 

besides, this is for fun, i've already sent the love letter and she graciously took it haha! i just love mad libs and you all fell into my trap!!!!!!!! you've all be played!!! pawns! all of you!!!!

 

 

except babar, he gets a cookie

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

aannndd, if i get some epic submissions, then i may or may not post noodes. you play by my rules now bitches ahahahahahaha!

 

 

(end asshole)

Edited July 25, 2010 by tontonz

just do it yourself dude, don't be fakin cuz it'll be lame when you can't deliver the same artificial poetic goods later

just be yourself

 

 

 

Damn Tina you look mighty comfortable laying there naked

You mind if I go ahead and pull my dick out

Oh no, hell no

You like that?

I like to have my face fucked

That really gets me going

And I like what he's doing to me right now

He's stroking my pussy really lightly

Man there's all types of pussy rubbing and shit goin on

What the fuck I'm supposed to do

Fuck my face

Man come on man

This my hook up

Come on man let me get that shit

This is my hook up man get your ass away

Come on man let me fuck her first

This my shit

Shut up, what I need is his cock in my ass

Uhh uhh uhh you like it don't you?

Let's get high and just fuck

I'll hit you till you bleed

And we could just blame it on the weed

Little freak

Sucking me off making my knees weak

Rubbing my nuts when I cum making my voice tweak

She makes me feel like a champion

Late night when I call

She knows what's happening

I got a box of condoms and a mind full of tricks

A freak just for fucking with my balls and my dick

Get started

Legs parted

I hit it so hard the pussy farted

And now it's time to depart it

She took the rubber off

And then she shoved it in her mouth

It felt like I came from down South

Know about it

Pussy pleasing's just a part of the game

You gotta bang it till it falls right off

I do the same

Rub my dick in cocaine

And freak some nasty shit

It ain't the same without the pain

Bring the flavor bitch

2 on 1's not a problem

So you can bring your girl

And I can get the best of both worlds

Fuck until I hurl

Toes fell off, fuck a curl

She kept nibbling my nuts like a squirrel

I hit the weed and flicked the ash on her back

Fuckin her friend in the face until her jaw snapped

Oh shit, I can see her sucking on her tits

And I can't help but notice 4 fingers in her clit

She's a pro

I thought I saw her pussy glow

It could've been the sweat in my eyes

I don't know for sure

This freaks the shit for loving dick

It's sick, but man I love that fat bitch

She ain't afraid to admit she likes dick and,

She ain't afraid to admit she likes her pussy licked

She ain't afraid to let me fuck her in the ass

And always got her mouth open for the cum splash

She ain't afraid to admit she likes dick and,

She ain't afraid to admit she likes her pussy licked

She ain't afraid to let me fuck her in the ass

And always got her mouth open for the cum splash

Excuse me lady did you say you liked to fuck

Drop my drawers to my ankles, give my dick a suck

You like it rough?

I can feel my shit swelling and expanding

A one way trip down south, a crash landing

Right in your pink fun

I get the job done

Daddy was a pistol and I'm a son of a gun

As I shoot my load on your chest and titties

Gotta get my shit, we off to the next city

Go a long way just so I can grind you

Got enough dick for Ms. McCarthy

And the 50 single hoes behind her

A side winder

Never like the old timer

Keeping hoes properly worked like Jane Fonda (Uh)

My anaconda's got a mushroom cap

An immense craving for your pussy cat

Keep it moving like that

My dick is hard as steel

And I'ma freak that ass with some more sex appeal

Tell me how it feel when I push it all in

Eyes roll in the back of your head and you start to grin

If sex was a sin then a wicked bitch you'd be

With creepy ass titties and an eerie ass pussy

So ride my broom stick until you hear me cum

And school me on your methods of pink fun

Yeah

She ain't afraid to admit she likes dick

She ain't afraid to admit she likes her pussy licked

She ain't afraid to let me fuck her in the ass

And always got her mouth open for the cum splash

She ain't afraid to admit she likes dick

She ain't afraid to admit she likes her pussy licked

She ain't afraid to let me fuck her in the ass

And always got her mouth open for the cum splash

Yeah, know what I am saying

Yo, this be the Shaggy

Down with the Psychopathic Phamly

Down with Twiztid G

Know what I'm saying?

And yo check it out, I don't give a fuck

I like to get skins

I don't know about you muthafuckas

But yo I like em big

I don't give a fuck what

I like em skinny,bald,retarded,crippled

Spines on their backs

I don't give no fuck

800 pound-bitch come here sweetie

I'm gonna fucking tie your shit in a knot

And tap that shit

Know what I am saying?

Cause I love me some skins

I ain't going nothing about it

I'll hit a fucking 900 pound bitches neden from the back

Know what I am saying?

I'll wrap her legs backwards into a Boston crab

And go to work

Know what I am saying?

Fuck that shit I ain't no fucking fag like that

I like em stubbly so their whiskers tickles my balls

When they suck my dick

Know what I am saying?

I don't give a fuck

What, bring it on

She ain't afraid to admit she likes dick

She ain't afraid to admit she likes her pussy licked

She ain't afraid to let me fuck her in the ass

And always got her mouth open for the cum splash

She ain't afraid to admit she likes dick

She ain't afraid to admit she likes her pussy licked

She ain't afraid to let me fuck her in the ass

And always got her mouth open for the cum splash

You wanna go down why not

I be like Herbie and Hand-you-a-Cock

And tell you that my name is Ak'

Get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to blow

But don't give me no Ralph Lauren grin

If you're not down to go low (deep in my mouth)

I'm all about mouth fuckin

only if you down for dick suckin

if not, be chair and a beer...keep truckin

and fuck chapsticks

I'm comin ashy as hell, wit chapped dicks

for your chapped ass lips (down in my mouth)

creamin your teeth like dentists as I'm rubbin them

With an erection like injections, fuck it I be druggin them

Numbing up your tonsils, like ambesol anesthetic

Cummin down your throat like chloraseptic (take it out my mouth)

No time for apologin.. girlfriend if you..

swallowin {gurgle}.. garglin

I'm givin bitches permanent beards

Put your lips here and catch these damn facial hairs

in your mouth

asking watmm to write you a love letter is like asking joseph fritzl for childcare tips

  On 7/25/2010 at 4:28 PM, BCM said:

  On 7/25/2010 at 12:51 PM, tontonz said:

May,

 

I've only been with you for a week, and already...

 

i've installed a surveillance device in your bedroom

Fairly sizeable lol.

All you have to do is text her with "i can smell ur shitty asshole while im fucking u from behind"

 

Gauranteed to get her stop what shes doing, go to where you are and let you drag your acorn all over her face like a horny retard.

i pity you and so i shall help. you mustn't write a letter. you are being a pussy and she will think of you as "cute" at best, unless you state explicitly that you'd like to make her fart on your brawn as you give it to her roughly. grab thy cock and approach the halfbreed with a puff in your pex and the ring of zeus's cock round thy tongue for good measure. feel like a man and ye shall EARN like a man.

  On 7/25/2010 at 10:08 PM, vergas buey said:

All you have to do is text her with "i can smell ur shitty asshole while im fucking u from behind"

 

Gauranteed to get her stop what shes doing, go to where you are and let you drag your acorn all over her face like a horny retard.

 

Way to be stereotypical about Taiwanese and German chicks.