What would you say...

When I was ten or something my parents sent me to a summer camp but i'm not going to dwell upon this experience as a whole, this is not really interesting.

However, what's exactly interesting is that I already used to masturbate. Of course I wasn't emitting any fluid and I think I was still wanking with pillows but damn, i was perfectly able to get off with those little wanks of mine : i hope you get the picture.

One day, I'm enjoying the seclusion of my room when one of the counsellors pops in. He stands in a stupor for a short time, looks down at me (actually this is quite an old memory whose bubble has surfaced in my mind just a few minutes ago so I'm not really sure about the stupor bit but i do think it adds a little something to the story) and the the guy finally says:

he was camp counsellor. he meant mental help. sicko!

you were pretty close to have been raped in the ass

  On 8/12/2010 at 6:36 PM, Babar said:

those little wanks of mine

Next Aphex album title has been chosen.

  On 8/12/2010 at 7:55 PM, Terpentintollwut said:

  On 8/12/2010 at 6:36 PM, Babar said:

those little wanks of mine

 

Next Aphex album title has been chosen.

with cover art made by watmm members

Man, I hope there are no more related memory bubbles forthcoming from teh Babar.

Also,

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These little wanks of mine,

I'm gonna let em shine

best ever jesus camp song

  On 8/12/2010 at 8:22 PM, baph said:

 

 

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These little wanks of mine,

I'm gonna let em shine

 

best ever jesus camp song

That's exactly what I was thinking.

What if it was a female counselor that said that, would you still be traumatized from this event till this day?

  On 8/12/2010 at 8:25 PM, vasio said:

What if it was a female counselor that said that, would you still be traumatized from this event till this day?

touché

i would have said

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQByoe0T68U

and that's completely nuts, babar. i think you're going way too easy on the guy.

  On 8/12/2010 at 8:44 PM, ms-dos said:

i would have said

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQByoe0T68U

 

and that's completely nuts, babar. i think you're going way too easy on the guy.

that works for mom. not for consellour

  On 8/12/2010 at 8:36 PM, xxx said:

  On 8/12/2010 at 8:22 PM, baph said:

Man, I hope there are no more related memory bubbles forthcoming from teh Babar.

 

Also,

 

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These little wanks of mine,

I'm gonna let em shine

 

best ever jesus camp song

lol. But no lol on Babar reelin' in the years--I hope more come up in order to straighten out any weirdness using an adult mind on kid-based memories.

 

 

  On 8/12/2010 at 8:25 PM, vasio said:

What if it was a female counselor that said that, would you still be traumatized from this event till this day?

Despite how we would want to time-machine and fuck the older women crushes we had in our childhood lives, it doesn't work that way. See, we're getting back to that spectrum thing in terms of response. Some victims grow up, acknowledge that it was fucked up and move on to make adaptive and healthy relationships. Others can't get over that private pain/violation and are prone to the maladaptive side e.g. substance abuse, acting out, etc. There's just no telling.

 

But, in general, early sexualization is undesirable because it is too complex for a child--abused kids in the hospital I worked at would touch genitals as a sign of love or affection due to extreme confusion caused by the fucktards supposedly taking care of them. The kids knew waaaay too much, enough to howl out a Soprano's "OOOOOH!" I could go on but it's obvious.

No matter what, early sexulization tends to confuse and impact relationships for the rest of life--if a dude diddled you, it's possible you might have confusion about your sexuality in your adolesence, a woman diddling may give you weird "mommy issues" and lead to difficulty forming a functional relationship with a woman because you might always be using her as a backboard to try to take control of what happened...

 

Like what's-her-tits said, it's complicated.

But he wasn't actually physically abused or otherwise, by his description it was just as awkward for him as it was for the counselor.

Wow wow wow

This is really just a translation problem. When you catch a kid doing something bad, e.g. your for years old playing with matchsticks, you can launch a "DO YOU NEED SOME HELP YOUNG MAN ?" in order to make him stop. This is a very common thing to say. So when this guy found me in the situation I described, his brain basically chose the closest default answer he could find, although in this case this pre-built expression got in tune with the context in a very awkward way : i have absolutely no doubt that the guy was like " oh my god what did I say" afterwards.

Sorry to have blown a cold wind on this thread, i really thought the anecdote was funny enough to be shared.

i agree the guy had no right to interfere, he should have closed the door without saying anything.

did you finish

  On 8/13/2010 at 6:54 PM, Babar said:

Wow wow wow

 

This is really just a translation problem. When you catch a kid doing something bad, e.g. your for years old playing with matchsticks, you can launch a "DO YOU NEED SOME HELP YOUNG MAN ?" in order to make him stop. This is a very common thing to say. So when this guy found me in the situation I described, his brain basically chose the closest default answer he could find, although in this case this pre-built expression got in tune with the context in a very awkward way : i have absolutely no doubt that the guy was like " oh my god what did I say" afterwards.

Sorry to have blown a cold wind on this thread, i really thought the anecdote was funny enough to be shared.

 

i agree the guy had no right to interfere, he should have closed the door without saying anything.

hmmm. sounds to me like the dude might have been thinking, "holy fuck did I just say that out loud?" and then he ran for the hills.

Yo kid, you like IDM?

[dances intelligently]

You like that?

Barbar the protocol for these situations is you stare them straight in the eye as you finish.

  On 8/14/2010 at 6:26 AM, chassis said:

Barbar the protocol for these situations is you stare them straight in the eye as you finish.

LOL!

down the memory lair

nsfw

  On 8/14/2010 at 6:29 AM, happycase said:

  On 8/14/2010 at 6:26 AM, chassis said:

Barbar the protocol for these situations is you stare them straight in the eye as you finish.

 

LOL!

 

 

down the memory lair

nsfw

 

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holy lol

tidied up

n.s.fw

the effects... ten years later.

nsfw

fucking lol

First page was full of awkward. Second page was full of hilarity.