Your male genital

Are you satisfied with your male genital? Do you wish it was longer, not so thin or whatever?

Please vent your frustrations here.

Personally I'm happy with mine, and so have all my boyfriends been.

actually I'm not! it could be bigger but still it ain't such a problem to lose sleep (or women) over it :D

Very satisfied... however, I just got some new boxer briefs at K Mart because my old ones all wore out in the crotch.

The new ones suck because they are a bit short in the leg, so the stretch out a bit by my thigh and my balls feel like they're slipping out. It's diving me fucking nuts... no pun intended.

6.5. average. it could be a lot worse

Trim your bush, it does wonders for your self esteem.

  On 8/21/2010 at 1:23 AM, Rubin Farr said:

Trim your bush, it does wonders for your self esteem.

Mine is compiled from sections of those closest around me.

Very happy so far, I'm just waiting for a bit of bubbhasdance.

  On 8/21/2010 at 12:56 AM, Jackson Michaels said:

Are you satisfied with your male genital?

Yes.

But, I kinda wish that it could grow to the size of a baseball bat and I could attack people with it.

I go back and forth between being pleased with it and thinking it's a piece of shite. I know by now what sort of pussy makes me feel like a beast. Do the new Omegle video chat to see lots of "avg guys" "wanking their beef."

behold, my WALL OF DODSONS

  On 8/21/2010 at 1:23 AM, Rubin Farr said:

Trim your brush, it does wonders for your art.

  On 8/21/2010 at 1:23 AM, Rubin Farr said:

Trim your ___________, it does wonders for your ___________.

It's fine, but I wouldn't mind a giant mega porn schlong.

  On 8/21/2010 at 2:01 AM, impakt said:

It's fine, but I wouldn't mind a giant mega porn schlong.

My impression is that people get intimidated by "giant mega porn schlongs".

I'm quite sure, actually, that a lot of those "giant mega porn schlong" guys wish they had a more average schlong.

Personally I'm happy with mine, and so have all my boyfriends been.

I'm a little too happy with mine....

little above average, but it's quite a handsome cock. i would suck it

i think you are preparing a POST YOUR GENITALS HERE! thread

  On 8/21/2010 at 2:53 AM, ruiagnelo said:

i think you are preparing a POST YOUR GENITALS HERE! thread

Is it out of line?

no, it's just iain c did it in 2007. i dunno, maybe you could be all 'hey i'm bringin back post your genitals, check me bro'. it might work for you.

  On 8/21/2010 at 1:13 AM, xxx said:

  On 8/21/2010 at 1:06 AM, Dpek said:

actually I'm not! it could be bigger but still it ain't such a problem to lose sleep (or women) over it :D

 

I was OK until I saw black porn. Nothing like a chocolate oak tree to remind you of your shortcummings

LOLOLOL

i don't think many women like being impaled by oak trees, so average is quite alright.

i wish mine was wittier

  On 8/21/2010 at 1:13 AM, jefferoo said:

however, I just got some new boxer briefs at K Mart

Im pretty happy with mine. Not that I care, all that matters in no complains

I was weirded out when I was younger because ive larger foreskin than most.

NSFW chart . Im somewhere between cl-5 and cl-8 although it might be because of a shorter frenulum