what's your type?

thoughts contained itt are inspired by this thread: do you prefer natural looking women or sluttly-looking pornstar types... i go natural but i beat it to porn every chance i get, so... lol

Definetly natural, here's a few of my ex's:

I stand proud.

And one of them is an "essex" girl, and we all know what that means.

nos. 2 and 3, i would make them give it up like they gave up gaza strip (just kidding i would ask politely while unfurling my schlong)

lol

No1 was the best shag, but as you'll have noticed she was quite plumb but she could ride like no other.

  On 8/21/2010 at 3:52 AM, abusivegeorge said:

Definetly natural, here's a few of my ex's:

 

 

I stand proud.

 

And one of them is an "essex" girl, and we all know what that means.

I don't know what that means. Nice ex's though.

It means they are impossible to get in a relationship because all they want to do is fuck every guy standing. I managed to bag one, when I was 14, and again when I was 21 turning 22, the same girl, the redhead.

We were together a year the first time, and 8 months the second.

I have a crush on the red head, shame she is an "essex" girl.

Yeah man, 1 year and 8 months will probably be the 2 longest relationships she ever has.

(I'm just kidding guys, essex girls are lovely and my comments are just British stereotypes).

I prefer natural looking, girl next door, cute faces, big eyes ect.

pure sex appeal, not as a physical quality but does it flow from their spirit

Short, skinny, dark hair.

  On 8/21/2010 at 4:24 AM, Spore said:

I prefer natural looking, girl next door, cute faces, big eyes ect.

This.

I also tend to prefer redheads or brunettes... body type doesn't matter to me too much as long as she's cute and not a slut, or a bitch.

EDIT: or rich. I've dated a couple rich girls and... damn, one of 'em fit the stereotypes perfectly. Never again.

smart bitches

real natural healthy girls, tomboys. and cute surfer girls. don't really have a man type

i would smite the redhead with a vengeance rivalling that of kaen at a drywall factory.

  On 8/21/2010 at 4:59 AM, luke viia said:

smart bitches

smart bitches are very horny girls

a hole with a pulse

  On 8/21/2010 at 3:58 AM, tht tne said:

nos. 2 and 3, i would make them give it up like they gave up gaza strip (just kidding i would ask politely while unfurling my schlong)

  On 8/21/2010 at 4:01 AM, abusivegeorge said:

lol

 

No1 was the best shag, but as you'll have noticed she was quite plumb but she could ride like no other.

WHAT?????

Are you guys friends now? I love it....

  On 8/21/2010 at 5:05 AM, kaini said:

i would smite the redhead with a vengeance rivalling that of kaen at a drywall factory.

Yeah man, my type as well.... especially if she huge natural knockers and a not-so-flat ass....

Lol

Edit: She does have huge natural knockers and not so flat arse. Her arse is fucking extraordinary.

Boyish looking girls and girlish looking boys.

Down with almost everything except huge fake tits.

helvetica usually

beneboi

i like "real" women. i don't like painted/fake fingernails and especially toenails; they are indicative of a type of vanity that would likely creep into just about every facet of her life.

i'm a sucker for a cute girl with little to no makeup on rocking some adidas. bonus points if she tells me it stands for "all day i dream about squarepusher"

  On 8/21/2010 at 10:57 AM, no carrier said:

bonus points if she tells me it stands for "all day i dream about squarepusher"

Epic win.... but is that even possible?