Guest Fishtank Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 Quote You may not have heard about it during your local traffic report this weekend, but anyone negotiating the Beijing-Tibet expressway in recent days is painfully aware of the problem: a 62-mile jam that slowed traffic to a crawl between the Chinese capital and Jining city. But while such huge traffic jams aren't unheard of, China’s traffic woes are unique in their duration – the current traffic snarl (it’s still ongoing) has been unfolding since August 14, making for nine days of gridlock. http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2010-08/62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam-spells-disaster-communter-promise-chinas-auto-industry Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 less babies -> less drivers licenses -> less traffic. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/#findComment-1400988 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 Solution: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-1300512/3D-Express-Coach-Chinese-bus-lets-cars-drive-underneath.html Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/#findComment-1401038 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 On 8/24/2010 at 5:10 PM, Gary C said: Solution: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-1300512/3D-Express-Coach-Chinese-bus-lets-cars-drive-underneath.html they are ugly as hell, but definitely functional. so i hope they introduce this and put an end to those massive traffic jams. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/#findComment-1401042 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 I was just about to ask about this -- do the people have to stay in their cars for a week? What do they eat? Where do they shit? If not, where do they go, and how do they know when & how to get back to their cars? I would probably have killed at least two people by now. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/#findComment-1401051 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 On 8/24/2010 at 5:33 PM, encey said: I was just about to ask about this -- do the people have to stay in their cars for a week? What do they eat? Where do they shit? If not, where do they go, and how do they know when & how to get back to their cars? I would probably have killed at least two people by now. it's china... they simple stay there waiting and there is no exception. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/#findComment-1401053 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 Teleporters would solve this problem. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/#findComment-1401063 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 On 8/24/2010 at 5:33 PM, encey said: I was just about to ask about this -- do the people have to stay in their cars for a week? What do they eat? Where do they shit? If not, where do they go, and how do they know when & how to get back to their cars? I would probably have killed at least two people by now. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/#findComment-1401252 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 Quote When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone,When you're sure you've had enough of this life, well hang on Don't let yourself go, 'cause everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/#findComment-1401286 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 Nine day traffic jam, Solution I could think of is building a new motorway next to the old one and make the old one the worlds longest car park. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cornflakes002's signature Hide all signatures give a fuck Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/#findComment-1401287 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 If I was stuck in my car for nine days, I'd probably go postal Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ghOsty's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/#findComment-1401371 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 Rocket skates Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/#findComment-1401372 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 i wonder if you get communities of people stuck in traffic together for long stretches, fellows who would go run out and get food while their new friends move their cars for them. Grillin squid on the radiator and playing cards with that charming family from the compact sedan 2 miles down. Yep, hiiigh livin. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/#findComment-1401409 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 i would imagine it more like a mass grave. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/#findComment-1401411 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ricky Downtown Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 soooo fucking glad i brought my game boy color Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/#findComment-1401412 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 On 8/25/2010 at 5:49 AM, 24ourange said: i wonder if you get communities of people stuck in traffic together for long stretches, fellows who would go run out and get food while their new friends move their cars for them. Grillin squid on the radiator and playing cards with that charming family from the compact sedan 2 miles down. Yep, hiiigh livin. hhahahaha that's how I imagine it Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/#findComment-1401416 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 I was just stuck in a 4 hour traffic jam coming back from Pudong Airport to downtown Shanghai, in the baking heat. I almost went postal. The cars were practically motionless for 20 minute stretches, as in I could actually get out, walk 20 yards ahead, and wait 20 min for my taxi to catch up. One of the problems is they have no traffic helicopters here, so you have no idea what you're getting into. Also most of the highways have too few lanes. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/#findComment-1401423 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 this reminds me of a great short story by julio cortazar, the Southern Thruway, can't find it online in english but you should definitely read it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide GORDO's signature Hide all signatures ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/#findComment-1401446 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 On 8/25/2010 at 6:22 AM, lumpenprol said: I was just stuck in a 4 hour traffic jam coming back from Pudong Airport to downtown Shanghai, in the baking heat. I almost went postal. The cars were practically motionless for 20 minute stretches, as in I could actually get out, walk 20 yards ahead, and wait 20 min for my taxi to catch up. One of the problems is they have no traffic helicopters here, so you have no idea what you're getting into. Also most of the highways have too few lanes. that sucks goat balls! also, your signature is longer than your post. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/#findComment-1401625 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 I have never been to Beijing. However in Zhuhai the taxi drivers seem to only know 2 settings: 100% fucking throttle or slam on the breaks. The cars you call are fine, but those little green toyotas driving around are terrifying. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/#findComment-1402114 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 On 8/24/2010 at 3:55 PM, ruiagnelo said: less babies -> less drivers licenses -> less traffic. Babies can't drive dummy. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/#findComment-1402292 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted August 26, 2010 Report Share Posted August 26, 2010 On 8/26/2010 at 1:23 PM, 277: 930-933 said: On 8/24/2010 at 3:55 PM, ruiagnelo said: less babies -> less drivers licenses -> less traffic. Babies can't drive dummy. oh you are so missing the point Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59049-beijings-62-mile-nine-day-traffic-jam/#findComment-1402300 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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