Man when I figure out how to use the spell Check on this motherfucker

Around August 20, 2010, 50 Cent learned how to kick his handlers off twitter and start posting for himself. Hilarity ensues.

http://twitter.com/50cent/

Some gems:

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Look michelle obama Need I thug in her life fuck that come hereGirl you can be my mentor

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I got a gun on me now nigga do something I'm Strapped oh that necole bitchie bitch talking Bout me oh its on

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They set me up man They wasn't suppose to show me how To use this shit I'm activated no one safe

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Oh shit this bitch almost hit my carTwitter almost killed meYou can't tweet and drive at the same timeIll fuck wit yall later

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I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit

Brilliant!

# I just did a hundred and 12 push up strightI hit a nigga he gone see a white light Pow about 18 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

# Omfgimhot you a freak hun takin dirty to me:o) about 18 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

# I'm hungry agin but I can't eat its to late at night about 18 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

# I'm not gonna cut my hair till I finish my albumI'm working on it now I'm writing

LOL

The contrast with pre-Aug. 20 posts is wonderful:

I'm now registered as a bone marrow donor -- http://ning.it/d4W1Af -- Thanks to @dkmsamericas http://twitpic.com/27dx2t

2:06 PM Jul 21st via Twitpic

hilarious.

the internet has been so good to me these past few days.

is this legit?

It was confirmed as legit a little while back, but these last few posts, eg ones featuring 50 as Hitler, are purdy suspect and suggest a hijacking.

dont ruin this

I can't believe this guy, sells music, made a movie and has a video game.

nigga what? he can't even speak!? is he retarded? sure looks that way...

as dumb as he probably is, he very well could be joking for lols and publicity

he hasn't been getting much publicity lately for being a crazy nigga, there was that whole thing with him losing a lot of weight for a movie. Maybe he wants to look like he is still a clownin ass gangsta dumb nigga

or he could be just an idiot I dunno

The man has more money than any of us here will ever have combined. Respek

*drinks vitamin water*

  On 8/28/2010 at 12:36 PM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

he hasn't been getting much publicity lately for being a crazy nigga, there was that whole thing with him losing a lot of weight for a movie. Maybe he wants to look like he is still a clownin ass gangsta dumb nigga

 

or he could be just an idiot I dunno

Occam's razor.

probably so

  On 8/28/2010 at 1:32 PM, lumpenprol said:

The man has more money than any of us here will ever have combined. Respek

kill 50 cent

i think he is asking for 9 more shots, but this time all in the face.

he's been verified btw

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- I can multitask man. I fuck a bitch, type on twitter and write a song at the same time. And all of them be a hit! I'm a cold nigga

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- Yo @stacielanexxx bitch you in new york. I saw that freaky shit u said hoe come gimme some pussy right now you got 10mn cause I'm in a hurry

 

- Man I aint never slept with a porn star in my life but fuck that! before I die ima fuck me 1 of them bitches man! they all love me

 

- Look man I told you motherfuckers if you aint 18 quit following me around this motherfucker. This adult entertainment!

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After the movie I went to see my bitch shana cause she gives me free food. She work at the drive thru over at mc donalds and shit

pornstars and free food

he got it all

lol, max tundra just asked him what his favourite movie from the cremaster cycle is

can somebody post proof this is legit?

Any one who created in da club is clearly a genius

the max tundra thing, or the twitter account?

  On 9/21/2010 at 3:17 AM, kaini said:

the max tundra thing, or the twitter account?

that it's fiddy posting