Help with lyrics on a song

It would be great if we all put our brains together and work out the lyrics to this personal fave of mine:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-m6ye-PsYg&fmt=18

The first line is:

"Station underground reporting."

And then the next interprets the next line. And the next one... yeah you get it, right?

news as it 'appen

rumor a-has it, dat di battyman come

badman a clean dis genearation

y are dese manz hatin dey sung

bettah watch the ride, prik face as we flung

anybody wanna help continue

  On 8/30/2010 at 2:27 PM, dese manz hatin said:

rumor a-has it, dat di battyman come

badman a clean dis genearation

y are dese manz hatin dey sung

bettah watch the ride, prik face as we flung

hahaha

I was going to post such thread about some Welfare wednesday lines.