Come on, Internet

So my girlfriend's been turfed out by her landlord because of the kitten we bought a few months ago. He was originally against the idea of a cat, but allowed her to have it. Now he's been kicked out by his wife and conveniently u-turned on the cat. My girlfriend's moved out and the landlord has slinked into the empty room.

He's an army-type too, so I don't like him anyway.

But anyway, today we go 'round to get the last of her bits and the cunt has chopped down by 3 HUGE sunflowers. Seriously huge, I'd never grown them so tall before and they were just about to flower. How can someone chop down 3 obviously intentionally grown flowers?

Cheer me up, WATMM, because I'm feeling pretty suicidal about it all.

lol suicidal

poor flowers :angry:

stay calm, the waaaahmbulance has been called

Cats are crap, this incident will serve as a lesson to you.

Fuck off.

Cats are great, you can always grow more sunflowers. I reckon you probably have a good 60 years left in which to grow sunflowers. Unless you decide to top yourself first. In other news, you will never be as rich as you want to be.

Someone find me the picture of Homer raping Bart, something about "calm down and get pleasure". Then I'll be happy.

Why do you ask us for providing you pleasure while your 30 "C cousins" live next door?

At least you have a girlfriend.

I DONT EVEN HAVE SUNFLOWERS I BOUGHT A FERN