Doctor dies while stuck in lover's chimney

uhh, zole?

http://www.theage.com.au/world/doctor-dies-while-stuck-in-lovers-chimney-20100901-14jnf.html

A US doctor involved in an "on-again, off-again" relationship apparently tried to force her way into her boyfriend's home by sliding down the chimney, say police.

I assumed the thread title was some sort of euphemism.

sounds like she was murdered, would a doctor be that retarded?

she took the "freudian slip" a whole new level lol

i'll get me coat..

total zole!

she should have remembered that only santa slides down the chimney and is ok

"She first tried to get in the house with a shovel, then climbed a ladder to the roof, removed the chimney cap and slid down the first flue."

A shovel was her first idea? Seriously? There are easier ways to get into a house, lady. Rocks and windows, lock picking, knocking the door off the hinges, removing the secret brick from the wall, etc.

What a horrible way to die

She seems like the kind of doctor that would have treated your stomach ache by sending a drill down your throat.

  On 9/1/2010 at 1:13 PM, Pennywise said:

sounds like she was murdered, would a doctor be that retarded?

Doctors are just good at retaining a lot of nonsense inside their heads.

I guess he wasn't home, since he didn't hear her cries for help? How'd she actually die? being upside down too long? Smoke inhalation?

  On 9/1/2010 at 1:13 PM, Pennywise said:

sounds like she was murdered, would a doctor be that retarded?

"There's a dead Doctor in my Chimney!"

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Kotarac apparently died in the chimney, but her body was not discovered until a house-sitter noticed a stench and fluids coming from the fireplace

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wtf...truly

Oh god she probably touched the dripping fluid and smelled it!

"This smells like dead doctor!"

  On 9/1/2010 at 1:13 PM, Pennywise said:

sounds like she was murdered, would a doctor be that retarded?

Think of the crazy astronaut and her love triangle a few years back.

  On 9/1/2010 at 8:51 PM, doorjamb said:

Happy 60th Birthday Dr. Phil!

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