would you eat something knowing it's going to

last night i made some stir fry with some leftover steak i had grilled the night prior. it had mushrooms onions and peppers in it. it was quite hearty and tasty, but afterwards it made me fart aggressively and profusely. they would come every minute for about an hour and a half in sets of 10, and i would deposit them straight into my leather couch. stern, staccato, and stinky. it just made me extremely, extremely gassy. it stank like bad meat gas, so you knew something was up with the meat. it was a flat iron steak, which i think is a shady cut of meat to begin with. well today for lunch, i ate it again. i figured, (a) i'm hungry, and (b) it tasted good. so i ate it, and now here i am, ripping ass into my chair, with probable diarrhea at the end of the tunnel. did i do the right thing? and furthermore, shall i do it again tomorrow (there's enough left for one more meal)?

Sounds like you're on the right track.

  On 9/1/2010 at 11:28 PM, Fred McGriff said:

last night i made some stir fry with some leftover steak i had grilled the night prior. it had mushrooms onions and peppers in it. it was quite hearty and tasty, but afterwards it made me fart aggressively and profusely. they would come every minute for about an hour and a half in sets of 10, and i would deposit them straight into my leather couch. stern, staccato, and stinky. it just made me extremely, extremely gassy. it stank like bad meat gas, so you knew something was up with the meat. it was a flat iron steak, which i think is a shady cut of meat to begin with. well today for lunch, i ate it again. i figured, (a) i'm hungry, and (b) it tasted good. so i ate it, and now here i am, ripping ass into my chair, with probable diarrhea at the end of the tunnel. did i do the right thing? and furthermore, shall i do it again tomorrow (there's enough left for one more meal)?

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Hell, I actively seek out food that makes me gassy - Long John Silver's fried shrimp or clams always set me off - and the farts they produce are so nice, where they seem to go on forever, then build up again, and slowly squeak their way out... and rank!

yeah but in my case i know that the meat is bad. i'm knowingly eating bad meat.

fucking long john's, wow. guilty pleasure of mine about once a year. the rich man's captain D's, as they say. *craves captain D's*

  On 9/1/2010 at 11:39 PM, Fred McGriff said:

yeah but in my case i know that the meat is bad. i'm knowingly eating bad meat.

 

fucking long john's, wow. guilty pleasure of mine about once a year. the rich man's captain D's, as they say. *craves captain D's*

Captain D's is fucking shit - I'd rather eat seafood coated in Deepwater Horizon oil than that tripe of the sea...

There's only 2 LJS near my house now... getting rarer and rarer out these parts...

It's in situations like these that a candelabra really shines.

Also, how's the meat bad? as in it's gone off, and is spoiled, or just a bad cut of meat (recalls it was a flatiron steak - yeah, that's a pretty shitty cut of meat - love how TGI Fridays proudly proclaims it's use of it)

You have done the right thing up until now, if you eat it again tomorrow you could be doing the wrong thing and might die, and none of us want that.

well you did/do fart a lot before the diarrhea, so the meat probably wasn't that bad.

...I'm wondering what a slice of that would do to your intestinal tract

only if you cooked it for me fred

Cherries give me this gas.. a special-smelling, cherry-sized, cherry-shaped purrp that cannot keep me from eating them by the pound.

  On 9/1/2010 at 11:33 PM, wake said:

Sounds like you're on the right track.

I always enjoy food that gives me ridiculous gas, but only if there are guaranteed solids at the end of the day. Broccoli

  On 9/1/2010 at 11:44 PM, Joy Rex said:

Also, how's the meat bad? as in it's gone off, and is spoiled, or just a bad cut of meat (recalls it was a flatiron steak - yeah, that's a pretty shitty cut of meat - love how TGI Fridays proudly proclaims it's use of it)

i'm saying teh meat is bad cause it made me fart so hard and so true

it highly depends on what it is.

if someone produced the stankiest cheese riddled with veins of blue, green, and some other colour not designed for human retinas, a grill, and some good-ass polish sourdough bread then fuck it; i'll just open all the windows and ban people from my room for a couple of days.

but if it was just some reasonably good general tso's chicken with broccoli and fried rice, not a chance.

i think you would have more problems than bad gas if the meat was rancid. if you enjoy your own stink like me, just roll with it

i would eat it, i enjoy farting.

  On 9/2/2010 at 1:28 AM, Fred McGriff said:

  On 9/1/2010 at 11:44 PM, Joy Rex said:

Also, how's the meat bad? as in it's gone off, and is spoiled, or just a bad cut of meat (recalls it was a flatiron steak - yeah, that's a pretty shitty cut of meat - love how TGI Fridays proudly proclaims it's use of it)

 

i'm saying teh meat is bad cause it made me fart so hard and so true

Sometimes good food creates awesome gas!

yep! when i eat a large amount of icecream, get gassy and sometimes have to take a shit... but i don't care... cuz i love icecream and when i shit after icecream... i smile!