Guest ansgaria Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 (edited) Okay, short story: I had my big toe operated. The nail removed. Now I have no nail. I am just waiting for it to grow out again. (anything else is in the first post) http://www.lackoftoenail.wordpress.com It will regularly be updated with horrifying photos. Why am I doing this? Perhaps for educational reasons. Perhaps just for the shits and giggles. Edited September 2, 2010 by Hasselbalch Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 the adaptation etc. this happened to me about 3 years ago. my nail never grew back properly... it's grows twice as thick with a big gap between the nail and my toe making it a nightmare to cut and keep clean. your nail-less pic is gruesome. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1406770 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 I don't have big toenails. I prefer it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1406781 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Backson Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Ahhhh! Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew! I can't look away though. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1406782 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechDiff Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Cool idea.. Get well soon! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide TechDiff's signature Hide all signatures My new album on Ad Noiseam 05/11/2012 http://www.adnoiseam.net/adn151 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1406795 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1406812 Share on other sites More sharing options...
4d0 Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 rssd Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide 4d0's signature Hide all signatures Support for the government is a Stockholm syndrome. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1406819 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechDiff Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Meh, decided he looked a bit cold. Added suave Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide TechDiff's signature Hide all signatures My new album on Ad Noiseam 05/11/2012 http://www.adnoiseam.net/adn151 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1406836 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 imma start a blog for my dick Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1407015 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 On 9/2/2010 at 5:22 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said: imma start a blog for my dick All short stories, eh Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1407018 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest ansgaria Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 On 9/2/2010 at 10:39 AM, keltoi said: the adaptation etc. this happened to me about 3 years ago. my nail never grew back properly... it's grows twice as thick with a big gap between the nail and my toe making it a nightmare to cut and keep clean. your nail-less pic is gruesome. Another toenail horror story. Thank you. Like I haven't heard a million of those already. Including "If you don't take care of this right now, I'm pretty sure you're going to get gangrene". On 9/2/2010 at 5:24 PM, Joy Rex said: On 9/2/2010 at 5:22 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said: imma start a blog for my dick All short stories, eh Oh snap. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1407033 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 On 9/2/2010 at 5:36 PM, Hasselbalch said: On 9/2/2010 at 10:39 AM, keltoi said: the adaptation etc. this happened to me about 3 years ago. my nail never grew back properly... it's grows twice as thick with a big gap between the nail and my toe making it a nightmare to cut and keep clean. your nail-less pic is gruesome. Another toenail horror story. Thank you. Like I haven't heard a million of those already. Including "If you don't take care of this right now, I'm pretty sure you're going to get gangrene". On 9/2/2010 at 5:24 PM, Joy Rex said: On 9/2/2010 at 5:22 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said: imma start a blog for my dick All short stories, eh Oh snap. some dick dropped a washing machine on mine. the nail was hanging by a thread and this nurse reckoned it would re-bed if she tried to force it back into it's socket with pliers. 4 days later my toe looked like it might fall off never mind the nail, all pussy and white(how do you spell pussy? same as pussy? ok)... went back in, got the dead nail removed, which should never have been put back in (so said the doc)... no lie - it took about 2 years to grow to the end of my toe before i could cut it. that's my toe blog. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1407049 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 On 9/2/2010 at 10:39 AM, keltoi said: the adaptation etc. this happened to me about 3 years ago. my nail never grew back properly... it's grows twice as thick with a big gap between the nail and my toe making it a nightmare to cut and keep clean. your nail-less pic is gruesome. Ya, same here. Got my big toe stepped on at a show. It turned black and fell off like a month later. Now the toenail is super thick, but I don't have the big gap. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hautlle's signature Hide all signatures Albums/EPs Free to DL or stream Newest stuff is on Soundcloud Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1407052 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 On 9/2/2010 at 5:53 PM, keltoi said: On 9/2/2010 at 5:36 PM, Hasselbalch said: On 9/2/2010 at 10:39 AM, keltoi said: the adaptation etc. this happened to me about 3 years ago. my nail never grew back properly... it's grows twice as thick with a big gap between the nail and my toe making it a nightmare to cut and keep clean. your nail-less pic is gruesome. Another toenail horror story. Thank you. Like I haven't heard a million of those already. Including "If you don't take care of this right now, I'm pretty sure you're going to get gangrene". On 9/2/2010 at 5:24 PM, Joy Rex said: On 9/2/2010 at 5:22 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said: imma start a blog for my dick All short stories, eh Oh snap. some dick dropped a washing machine on mine. the nail was hanging by a thread and this nurse reckoned it would re-bed if she tried to force it back into it's socket with pliers. 4 days later my toe looked like it might fall off never mind the nail, all pussy and white(how do you spell pussy? same as pussy? ok)... went back in, got the dead nail removed, which should never have been put back in (so said the doc)... no lie - it took about 2 years to grow to the end of my toe before i could cut it. that's my toe blog. i also got 4 injections into the full length of my penistoe from the end to the base. that hurt. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1407061 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zykial Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 i lost my big toe nail recently, it grew back, not so gruesome cutting one of my little fingers off with a circular saw was proper gore though Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1407062 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 I expect an animated gif, or youtube vid, of the whole adventure when your toe is back to normal. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1407063 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Nicolas Cage will play the doctor in the movie. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Boxing Day's signature Hide all signatures I HOPE THIS MATCH NEVER ENDS - Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1407078 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ansgaria Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 On 9/2/2010 at 6:10 PM, futuregirlfriend said: I expect an animated gif, or youtube vid, of the whole adventure when your toe is back to normal. I am in the idea stage of doing some sort of documentary which either follow me/my toe on the way to better days or just people's reactions whenever they see the toe. On 9/2/2010 at 6:06 PM, Zykial said: i lost my big toe nail recently, it grew back, not so gruesome cutting one of my little fingers off with a circular saw was proper gore though First off, how long did that take? Second, fucking ouch. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1407114 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Pulitzer Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1407143 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Jesus Christ, what do you people do to your toes that causes this? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1407166 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 On 9/2/2010 at 5:24 PM, Joy Rex said: On 9/2/2010 at 5:22 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said: imma start a blog for my dick All short stories, eh maybe i'll do a twitter account instead Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1407385 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted September 3, 2010 Report Share Posted September 3, 2010 I cant believe there are so many kindred spirits here. In december my toenail got infected somehow and stopped growing. A new one has grown underneath and has alomst completely pushed the old one off. I'm amazed it hasn't been more messy but it has been a textbook affair from start to finish. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1407476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted September 3, 2010 Report Share Posted September 3, 2010 today I just noticed that my pinky toenail is about to fall off. I don't know what to do. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Salvatorin's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/59310-lack-of-toenail-blog/#findComment-1407478 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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