Need a linguistic tip in a hurry

..Mr. Geld?

Now "to geld" is to castrate and I need it as a title for my animation/the one that this guy cuts three dicks off of him and then turns into one).

If it won't work in english, please recommend me an alternative. Must be short and it's ok if its funny.

Thanks in advance

Mr. Geld works well I think

Main Entry: castrate

Part of Speech: verb

Definition: remove sexual organs

Synonyms: alter, asexualize, caponize, change, cut, deprive of virility, desexualize, emasculate, eunuchize, fix, geld, mutilate, neuter, spay, sterilize, unsex

  On 9/6/2010 at 1:56 PM, kaen said:

Main Entry: castrate

Part of Speech: verb

Definition: remove sexual organs

Synonyms: alter, asexualize, caponize, change, cut, deprive of virility, desexualize, emasculate, eunuchize, fix, geld, mutilate, neuter, spay, sterilize, unsex

lol at the "unsex" one

Mr. Gelding is a more likely name here.

gelding -

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A gelding is a castrated animal — in English, the term specifically refers to a castrated male horse or other equine such as a donkey or a mule. As a verb, it also refers to the castration procedure itself. The word comes from the Old Norse geldr ("barren").[1] Castration, and the elimination of hormonally driven behavior associated with a stallion, allows a male horse to be calmer and better-behaved, making the animal quieter, gentler and potentially more suitable as an everyday working animal.

  On 9/6/2010 at 1:56 PM, kaen said:

Main Entry: HEADWORD castrate

Part of Speech: verb

Definition: remove sexual organs

Synonyms: alter, asexualize, caponize, change, cut, deprive of virility, desexualize, emasculate, eunuchize, fix, geld, mutilate, neuter, spay, sterilize, unsex

RAAAAAAHHH

Geld is not international enough. Sounds like gold.

What about

Mr. ✂

  On 9/6/2010 at 3:33 PM, Babar said:

Geld is not international enough. Sounds like gold.

in fact it means money in dutch.

Aaargh, I have a slovene title and I need to add a english one. Slovenian is already a pun, so mr. geld was kinda impro but still...

I need more suggestions.

what's wrong with this?

  On 9/6/2010 at 2:10 PM, keltoi said:

Mr. Gelding is a more likely name here.

 

gelding -

 

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A gelding is a castrated animal — in English, the term specifically refers to a castrated male horse or other equine such as a donkey or a mule. As a verb, it also refers to the castration procedure itself. The word comes from the Old Norse geldr ("barren").[1] Castration, and the elimination of hormonally driven behavior associated with a stallion, allows a male horse to be calmer and better-behaved, making the animal quieter, gentler and potentially more suitable as an everyday working animal.

yeah what keltoi said

what about

Tommy Vasec

Vasec Tommy

?

Mr. Snip

Mr. Ball

Mr. Johnson

Mr. John Thomas

PS. post the animation again please!

Wow, that's gonna be ok now. I'll just meditate on these for now.

In the meantime you can tell me what you think of this poo one with sounds:

http://vimeo.com/14737127

fantastic ! It renders well with sound !

and you should write up a story and make a longer film !

holy fuck gaarg, you are amazing

  On 9/6/2010 at 4:49 PM, kaen said:

holy fuck gaarg, you are amazing

woo, thanks man. Its easy when I have a bunch of big tities in the other thread to get motivated by!

Mr. Gelding seems like the best contender.

  On 9/6/2010 at 3:46 PM, keltoi said:

Mr. Ball

 

Mr. Johnson

These were both gym teachers at my high school.

Also, excellent addition of sound to the poo animation, Gaarg. It transforms it into a classic.

As soon as the other two are done watmm will be first to know. Making sounds is fun.

I'm going with mr. Gelding now, thanks everybody!