Deep Thought #485

what if masturbation was exercise?

or sex, but that involves money and chocolate and "listening", sooooo

what if sex with a condom decreased your IQ?

fuck the condom, IT"S NOT MY BABIE!

*exerts*

When I do it it's exercise.

...I never noticed that emoticon before.

It kind of is, depending on how sensitive you are.

I'm so sensitive I break down and cry every time I touch my wiener. It's an exercise in sexual melodrama.

How is it not exercise?

According to daily muscle

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MASTURBATION: You don’t have to have a partner to enjoy the calorie-burning effects of sex. Masturbation can burn up the calories, as well. You can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of masturbation, according to the Young People’s Reproductive and Sexual Health & Rights Organization. You can raise that amount to around 300 calories, though, through a 5 minute vigorous masturbation session, according to Japanese scientist Dr. Shukan Tokuho.

Japanese scientist Dr. Shukan Tokuho

  On 9/14/2010 at 7:25 AM, Super lurker ultra V12 said:

*exerts*

Roll them dice, grandma.

i hear you burn 1000 calories every 10 min masturbating, but only 500 calories every 10 min having sex, assuming you last that long.

  On 9/14/2010 at 10:50 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I'm so sensitive I break down and cry every time I touch my wiener. It's an exercise in sexual melodrama.

Holy shit! This video of a bear giving itself bukaki

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:157954

that bears ding dong is sorta small on a bear

Deep Thought #2278

what if you masturbated into some chicks venus fly trap? would your hand be the father?

where is 'fingers' when you need him?

Deep Throat #485

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