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Dear Idiot down the street, No one cares if you are the only person in the neighborhood with a 62'' flat screen 3D LED TV. I just had sex with your girlfriend for the 4th time since monday, that's enough hi def entertainment for me. There are some things money can't buy =)~ Sincerely, The naked guy in your house, on your computer right now.

dear neighbour in the house behind mine, shoot your dog before i club it. Barking is an alarm call not stressed out backing to everyday life.

dear john: who the fuck are you?

Dear neighbour in the house behind mine roommate, shoot your dog before I club it. Barking is an alarm call not stressed out backing to everyday life.

Dear pope, please go home. I am heading into central London today and you closing everything is going to piss me right off.

Sincerely

A well wisher

dear my penis, don't worry it won't be long now

Dear My Vagina , i found a candidate , it won't be long

I'm listening to Megadeth, am I cool now?

Dear Humans, Bring lube. Sincerely, Aliens

Fucking lol

  On 9/17/2010 at 9:37 PM, Craig Anderson said:

Dear Humans, Bring lube. Sincerely, Aliens

 

Fucking lol

Professor Craig Anderson of Juliard comedy school.

dear bank: i don't like the way you handle my pending statements :(

love, hoodie.

Dear Hipsters,

Please note, 25% of people have myopia. I hope you can afford prescription lenses for your gay glasses.

Sincerely, Me

Dear Diary,

Today i read WATMM Forums, and yet again i learn nothing new here.

And so will take solice in this, no.99, alcoholoic beverage.

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