jokey jokes

what did the egg say to the boiling pot of water?

a married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems

the counselor sits them on the couch and says:

"let's start by talking about what you both have in common"

the husband says:

how do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?

why do doctors spank babies right after they're born?

What did the Turtle said to the Tortoise ??

What did Queen Elizabeth the First said to Queen Elizabeth the Second

What did IRARI said to tht tne

  On 9/17/2010 at 5:21 PM, Boxing Day said:

What did the Turtle said to the Tortoise ??

 

 

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Same Shell , different asshole

 

 

What did Queen Elizabeth the First said to Queen Elizabeth the Second

 

 

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Same crown , different asshole

 

 

What did IRARI said to tht tne

 

 

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Same asshole , different username

 

fuck the 18 generations of your ancestors!

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A rather confident man, walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

 

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

 

"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

 

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

 

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

 

"What's it telling you now?"

 

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."

 

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"

 

And the man starts tapping on the watch face and says, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."

what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

how do you find will smith in a snow storm?

what does a vegan zombie eat?

what do you call a quadraplegic in a pile of leaves?

lol

  On 9/17/2010 at 5:10 PM, tht tne said:

how do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?

 

 

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look in your pants: if you have a penis, it's not time

 

Brilliant!

  On 9/17/2010 at 5:10 PM, tht tne said:

how do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?

 

 

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look in your pants: if you have a penis, it's not time

 

Three couples are on a boat that is lost at sea. A rich couple, a fat couple, and a gay couple. They all arrive at the pearly gates and St. Peter looks in his big book. He turns to the rich husband and says:

"You are going to burn in hell. You were so greedy in life, you married a woman named Penny."

He turns to the fat husband and says:

"You are going to burn in hell, too. You were so gluttonous in life, you married a woman named Candy."

They gay men look at each other, and one says to the other:

A rabbi, a gay man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender says

a man walks into a bar. his alcoholism is destroying his family.

a man walks into a bar and says owww i did not see that bar that was in my way

a man and his giraffe walk into a bar, they get wasted, the giraffe falls off his chair and the man gets up and starts walking out, bartender says "HEY you can't leave that lyin there"...man says "it's not a lion, it's a giraffe"

  On 9/19/2010 at 1:43 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

a man walks into a bar. his alcoholism is destroying his family.

  On 9/17/2010 at 5:21 PM, Boxing Day said:

What did the Turtle said to the Tortoise ??

 

 

  Reveal hidden contents

Same Shell , different asshole

 

 

What did Queen Elizabeth the First said to Queen Elizabeth the Second

 

 

  Reveal hidden contents

Same crown , different asshole

 

 

What did IRARI said to tht tne

 

 

  Reveal hidden contents

Same asshole , different username

 

I hold nothing against tht tne but that very lolworthy

two men are sitting in a bar.

one man turns to the other and says, "last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house."

the other man replies, "yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit."

why did the little boy cry when he sat on santa's lap?

santa's erection brought to mind the abuse he suffered at the hands of his pedophile father.

  On 9/19/2010 at 2:47 AM, essines said:

  On 9/19/2010 at 1:43 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

a man walks into a bar. his alcoholism is destroying his family.

two drums and a cymbal roll down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A bear walks into a bar.

Bartender: "So, what'll it be?"

- 2 mins. go by with awkard silence -

Bear: "Why the long pause?"

The bear kills everyone inside in blind rage.

what is funnier than a dead baby in a garbage can?

What's brown and sticky?

Fat woman walks in to a bar and sits down she then lift her arm up and reveals a huge hairy arm pit and she yells "what man will buy me a drink" some drunk twat walks up to the bar tender and says "buy the ballerina a drink" the ber tender replys "I dont think shes a ballerina mate" the drunk guy then replys "any woman that lifts her leg that high has to be a ballerina"

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