ask margaret thatcher any question you like

i'm bored and my housemates and missus have disappeared for the evening.

i know i'm an idol to a lot of you, maybe even a god.

i'm just coming down here to help bind a community with my steamy white love glue.

so go on, any question you like and i'll answer it honestly.

shoot.

did you prefer patricia hodge's or lindsay duncan's film portrayal of you?

tht tne: i don't think either of them fully captured my love of snare rushes. having said that, linsday duncan wins. both were good though.

joni mitchell wanting to shampoo you

or michael jackson telling you to beat it

???

jacko. easy one. one of his more underrated songs.

why in heavens name would you think beat it is underrated? i'd say it's overrated. have you seen any live performances? it's like continuously yelling "beat it". Same with thriller. Rock with you and off the wall are underrated. Especially the last one.

who is teh ET?

you're not going to change my mind on 'beat it', sorry. also it reminds me of the bootleg vhs tapes that my dad used to bring back from dubai when i was 3 or 4 years old - they had really faded adverts at the beginning, and one sticks in my mind of a bunch of arabs dancing to 'beat it' with very 80s video effects all over it. amazing.

  On 9/19/2010 at 8:45 PM, goffer said:

who is teh ET?

tiesto.

ok, i can imagine a bunch of arabs dancing to beat it to be amazing. the track itself i can not.

*googles arabs dancing to beat it*

Do you like my new trousers?

ronald reagan, would you do him?

Arabs dancing to smooth criminal. This is as close as i could get.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw6c81D0iMc

  On 9/19/2010 at 8:50 PM, Jimbob said:

Do you like my new trousers?

yeah they're alright. quite a lot of cameltail going on though. definitely needs more room for airflow.

  On 9/19/2010 at 8:52 PM, ruiagnelo said:

ronald reagan, would you do him?

have done, and would do again.

  On 9/19/2010 at 8:53 PM, goDel said:

Arabs dancing to smooth criminal. This is as close as i could get.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw6c81D0iMc

it was quite a lot like that. forever engrained in my memory.

You were such a fucking bith in the 80's, Margaret.

That's not a question, i know but it's food for thought.

You mentioned in another thread that you had a girlfriend. So my question is... pics?

what are your thoughts about body warmers? I wanted to buy one in Gap the other day but I wasn't sure whether they are gay or not, and I've had mixed reactions from friends I've asked.

  On 9/19/2010 at 9:18 PM, Rambo said:

You were such a fucking bith in the 80's, Margaret.

 

That's not a question, i know but it's food for thought.

i assume you mean bitch. but yeah, i know, i was going through a rough patch. i'm better now, honest.

  On 9/19/2010 at 9:23 PM, Enter a new display name said:

You mentioned in another thread that you had a girlfriend. So my question is... pics?

i'm not convinced that's such a good idea. i've done something like that before. i need some more beers in me to do that again.

  On 9/19/2010 at 9:24 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

what are your thoughts about body warmers? I wanted to buy one in Gap the other day but I wasn't sure whether they are gay or not, and I've had mixed reactions from friends I've asked.

honestly, i think they look ridiculous. aren't they called gilets? i had a gf who wore one a lot, she liked ponies and her dad had land. we broke up after a month.

Whats your favourite type of cheese?

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  On 9/19/2010 at 9:24 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

what are your thoughts about body warmers? I wanted to buy one in Gap the other day but I wasn't sure whether they are gay or not, and I've had mixed reactions from friends I've asked.

https://www.mountainmailorder.co.za/images/uploads/First%20Ascent/Colorado-Body-warmer-%28Charc.jpg

 

honestly, i think they look ridiculous. aren't they called gilets? i had a gf who wore one a lot, she liked ponies and her dad had land. we broke up after a month.

Yeah thats what I was worried about, they are a bit 'rah' horse riding dickhead type attire. i don't know why I want one so much. I might be a bender.

  On 9/19/2010 at 9:29 PM, chassis said:

Whats your favourite type of cheese?

stilton. i've been known to eat a whole block of it on its own in one sitting. love that shit. can't stand bland cheeses. also, hallumi, what's the deal with that shit? it squeaks when you eat it, which is something that no food should do.

  On 9/19/2010 at 9:31 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

Yeah thats what I was worried about, they are a bit 'rah' horse riding dickhead type attire. i don't know why I want one so much. I might be a bender.

yeah, don't worry mate, it's 2010, it's socially acceptable to be a raging homo.

  On 9/19/2010 at 9:35 PM, margaret thatcher said:

  On 9/19/2010 at 9:29 PM, chassis said:

Whats your favourite type of cheese?

 

stilton. i've been known to eat a whole block of it on its own in one sitting. love that shit. can't stand bland cheeses. also, hallumi, what's the deal with that shit? it squeaks when you eat it, which is something that no food should do.

 

Im more of a camembert man

camembert is a solid cheese.

god damn i want some cheese.

i baked a steak and mushroom pie from scratch last night. the missus was frothing at the gash. girls love a man who can cook.

would you do me?

i've done worse

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