xeQYcJWNBz Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 Quote The multi-millionaire owner of the Segway company died in a freak accident yesterday when he rode one of the high-tech two-wheel machines off a cliff and into a river. Former miner Jimi Heselden, 62, plunged into the River Wharfe while riding around his West Yorkshire estate in Boston Spa on a rugged country version of the Segway. He bought the firm last December and was using one of the machines - which use gyroscopes to remain upright and are controlled by the direction in which the rider leans - to inspect the grounds of his property. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315518/Segway-owner-Jimi-Heselden-dies-riding-machines-cliff.html#ixzz10jWHuv71 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
tontonz1 Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 (edited) what an idiot. Edited September 27, 2010 by tontonz Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide tontonz1's signature Hide all signatures http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Dustbowl/135410776569898 -- My college radio show Deltatones - Delvitude Le porn Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1423970 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 LOL , that's like Bill Gates dying from a computer virus. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Boxing Day's signature Hide all signatures I HOPE THIS MATCH NEVER ENDS - Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1423971 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 lol no its not Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1423974 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 On 9/27/2010 at 5:51 PM, Boxing Day said: LOL , that's like Bill Gates dying from a computer virus. fucking lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide thehauntingsoul's signature Hide all signatures Last.fm SteamID: Thehauntingsoul My EP Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1423975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 Is this irony? I think irony has been destroyed so I can't tell anymore. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1423977 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 On 9/27/2010 at 5:57 PM, patternoverlap said: Is this irony? I think irony has been destroyed so I can't tell anymore. This is not ironic. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1423980 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 On 9/27/2010 at 5:51 PM, Boxing Day said: LOL , that's like Bill Gates dying from a computer virus. LOL! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1423981 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 On 9/27/2010 at 5:51 PM, Boxing Day said: LOL , that's like Bill Gates dying from a computer virus. it's like mr. dyson dying while having sex with a bagless, ball technology, cyclone, vacuum cleaner. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1423986 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 On 9/27/2010 at 5:51 PM, Boxing Day said: LOL , that's like Bill Gates dying from a computer virus. Bill Gates doesn't develop or sell computer viruses. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1423989 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fox Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 On 9/27/2010 at 5:57 PM, patternoverlap said: Is this irony? I think irony has been destroyed so I can't tell anymore. no. this guy only bought the company last year. the inventor of the segway is alive and well and lives the next town over from me. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1423990 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 On 9/27/2010 at 6:11 PM, chassis said: On 9/27/2010 at 5:51 PM, Boxing Day said: LOL , that's like Bill Gates dying from a computer virus. Bill Gates doesn't develop or sell computer viruses. Are you saying Segways are designed to drive people off cliffs? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1423992 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 On 9/27/2010 at 6:13 PM, Obel said: On 9/27/2010 at 6:11 PM, chassis said: On 9/27/2010 at 5:51 PM, Boxing Day said: LOL , that's like Bill Gates dying from a computer virus. Bill Gates doesn't develop or sell computer viruses. Are you saying Segways are designed to drive people off cliffs? Yes, its not a malfunction if you drive it off a fucking cliff. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1423994 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 On 9/27/2010 at 6:15 PM, chassis said: On 9/27/2010 at 6:13 PM, Obel said: On 9/27/2010 at 6:11 PM, chassis said: On 9/27/2010 at 5:51 PM, Boxing Day said: LOL , that's like Bill Gates dying from a computer virus. Bill Gates doesn't develop or sell computer viruses. Are you saying Segways are designed to drive people off cliffs? Yes, its not a malfunction if you drive it off a fucking cliff. Hahahaha! Good point, well made. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1423995 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 On 9/27/2010 at 5:51 PM, Boxing Day said: LOL , that's like Bill Gates dying from a computer virus. not quite.. it would only be ironic if he died while doing something which purportedly the segway was designed to do well, or efficiently, or summat. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1424001 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 from his days causing a ruckus fighting in the kwik save with the shop mobility riders right to the end, pete townshend prophesied this. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1424003 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 for some reason i keep reading "sewage company" "owner of sewage company dies while taking a shit". Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1424006 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Dylan Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 He should have used tips from the master himself, Mr Gob Bluth... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bob Dylan's signature Hide all signatures *** This announcement is brought to you by the Shimago-Dominguez Corporation *** helping America into the New World... Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1424031 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 suicide Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1424034 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 On 9/27/2010 at 5:51 PM, Boxing Day said: LOL , that's like Bill Gates dying from a computer virus. I find this statement hilarious just based on the fact of how stupid it is. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1424159 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 On 9/27/2010 at 5:51 PM, Boxing Day said: LOL , that's like Clippit fucking Bill in the ass. Until he dies that is. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1424167 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted September 27, 2010 Report Share Posted September 27, 2010 this is like Vince getting suffocated by a Sham-Wow. Wow! look at that! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1424268 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wake Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 This is like Steve Jobs being eaten by an apple. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1424289 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sprigg Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 On 9/28/2010 at 12:18 AM, wake said: This is like Steve Jobs being eaten by an apple. Fucking lol. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1424343 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 On 9/27/2010 at 6:18 PM, Obel said: On 9/27/2010 at 6:15 PM, chassis said: On 9/27/2010 at 6:13 PM, Obel said: On 9/27/2010 at 6:11 PM, chassis said: On 9/27/2010 at 5:51 PM, Boxing Day said: LOL , that's like Bill Gates dying from a computer virus. Bill Gates doesn't develop or sell computer viruses. Are you saying Segways are designed to drive people off cliffs? Yes, its not a malfunction if you drive it off a fucking cliff. Hahahaha! Good point, well made. lol chassis. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60032-owner-of-segway-company-dies/#findComment-1424351 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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