jesus appears in mri

anyone have any other good jesus/mary/other religious figure appearing in photo/tortilla/grilled cheese stories?

Check THIS shit out. One day I got the idea to eat this real juicy looking orange I had laying around. When I started to peel it, I found a CRUCIFIX! No shit.

I was gonna try to sell it on eBay, but then I remembered when Jesus did say unto his disciples, "Bite me," and so I did. Fucking delicious.

another way for people to make money off religion, just as plainly stupid as the rest.

this has relevance to your username, 'pattern recognition'

Jesus got some bling & a top hat.

He's a lot uglier than I thought he'd be. Big chin innit.

yeah every time i look at a picture of jesus i see jesus

thats about it

edit: do muslims ever see muhammad in their fried food?

thats not jesus man its the burger king!!!

why is it that so many of these christian fundamentalists have eyes that are too close together? the entire tea party movement for example. inbreeding?

  On 10/6/2010 at 4:46 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

this has relevance to your username, 'pattern recognition'

yes, i'm sure someone somewhere has developed software that recognizes religious patterns in all sorts of everyday items. and if someone hasn't, they should, and get their hands on some of that sweet, sweet fundamentalist money.

linky

grilled cheese, etc.

the virgin mary apparently likes to appear in trees:

  On 10/6/2010 at 4:52 AM, data said:

why is it that so many of these christian fundamentalists have eyes that are too close together? the entire tea party movement for example. inbreeding?

the american south

so yes probably

i bet it's just her cancer.

  On 10/6/2010 at 6:46 AM, pattern recognition said:

  On 10/6/2010 at 4:46 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

this has relevance to your username, 'pattern recognition'

yes, i'm sure someone somewhere has developed software that recognizes religious patterns in all sorts of everyday items. and if someone hasn't, they should, and get their hands on some of that sweet, sweet fundamentalist money.

i was referring to it's psychological usage though it'd be naive of me not to assume that your username is referring it's other uses

How ridiculous. Just because it's supposed to be Jesus it's a news story. If it would supposedly show, say, Napoleon then it wouldn't be any news and the lady would be considered as crazy.

  On 10/6/2010 at 7:12 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

  On 10/6/2010 at 6:46 AM, pattern recognition said:

  On 10/6/2010 at 4:46 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

this has relevance to your username, 'pattern recognition'

yes, i'm sure someone somewhere has developed software that recognizes religious patterns in all sorts of everyday items. and if someone hasn't, they should, and get their hands on some of that sweet, sweet fundamentalist money.

i was referring to it's psychological usage

yes, that too.

i see jesus all the time on skype

he says youre all going to hell

lol

I was working in a cafe a couple years ago, and we opened up an eggplant that spelled out GOD:

Pics and it did happen!

  On 10/6/2010 at 7:13 AM, azatoth said:

How ridiculous. Just because it's supposed to be Jesus it's a news story. If it would supposedly show, say, Napoleon then it wouldn't be any news and the lady would be considered as crazy.

napoleon isnt saviour to 80% of the country

  On 10/6/2010 at 8:11 AM, wake said:

I was working in a cafe a couple years ago, and we opened up an eggplant that spelled out GOD:

Pics and it did happen!

omg

  On 10/6/2010 at 7:35 AM, ET said:

i see jesus all the time on skype

 

he says youre all going to hell

LOL I was lookin through my old MsGs

ET

Sent 24 September 2008 - 05:56 AM

nigger i used to live in boise! my brother still does! represent!!!!!!

I don't remember having a conversation about B-Town. You still come here that much ever?

.... I can't send you a PM apparently.

literally it says you can't receive new messages.

I had charles manson appear in my bathtub once, took a picture of it and everything. I'll up it when I get home from work. because that guy everyone sees is charles manson, jesus didn't look like that.

  On 10/6/2010 at 8:11 AM, wake said:

I was working in a cafe a couple years ago, and we opened up an eggplant that spelled out GOD:

Pics and it did happen!

omg

someone alert tool

No one tell Tool anything!

fuck you

*tweets to maynard*

*bursts through tweet w/ raging b0ner*

Here is the miracle in my bathtub