New Bill & Ted Movie

I'm surprised nobody posted this yet.

This could be the biggest news in cinema history. Keanu also does a pretty great Werner Herzog impression.

http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/09/20/bill-ted-3-keanu-reeves-wants-it-and-so-do-we/

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i thought keanu said he hated the bill & ted movies because he was always typecasted as the "cool surfer dude" because of them (not that i can think of any except point break), but i guess since it's cool to be ironic these days he doesn't mind anymore?

anyway, the bill & ted movies were by far my favourite movies when i was 10-12 or something, this is probably gonna suck though (haven't read the article yet so i dunno if it's serious or not).

  On 10/7/2010 at 3:28 PM, data said:

anyway, the bill & ted movies were by far my favourite movies when i was 10-12 or something, this is probably gonna suck though (haven't read the article yet so i dunno if it's serious or not).

Yeah but I'm excited anyway!

I am pleased by this news

This will never work now he is too old!

  On 10/7/2010 at 5:26 PM, blackdust said:

This will never work now he is too old!

i TOTALLY disagree... call it 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Elderfogies'

that vid of keanu gave me a hard on at the end when he started talking like some guy from india acting professional growing up in the u.s.

Awesome Herzog impersonation :p

I remember seeing Bogus Journey in the theatre when I was a kid.

  On 10/7/2010 at 6:17 PM, sonny said:

when he started talking like some guy from india acting professional growing up in the u.s.

Someone doesn't know their Herzog.

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Say, that sounds like a larf. Let's try it right now!

woah

REALLY

Synopsis:

Bill and Ted in 2010 are fat, balding losers who never grew up or got their shit together. They sit around in their squalid Southern California apartment puffing on an expensive bong which is their most cherished possession, and obsessively making dupe accounts on internet forums they were banned from years ago.

In the final scene, Bill and Ted Shoot up. Awkward sexual experimentation follows. Bill tentatively begins to suck the prone Ted's dick, while unbeknownst to Bill, Ted has OD'd and is in fact dead. The camera fades to black over Bill's muffled calls of "dude?...... dude?"

woah

  On 10/8/2010 at 1:37 AM, analogue wings said:

Synopsis:

 

Bill and Ted in 2010 are fat, balding losers who never grew up or got their shit together. They sit around in their squalid Southern California apartment puffing on an expensive bong which is their most cherished possession, and obsessively making dupe accounts on internet forums they were banned from years ago.

 

In the final scene, Bill and Ted Shoot up. Awkward sexual experimentation follows. Bill tentatively begins to suck the prone Ted's dick, while unbeknownst to Bill, Ted has OD'd and is in fact dead. The camera fades to black over Bill's muffled calls of "dude?...... dude?"

That. Sounds. Awesome.

Totally!

I love those movies, been meaning to watch them again.

apologies if this has already been said but, excellent!

BUT GEORGE CARLIN AKA RUFUS.. IS DEAD!

  On 10/8/2010 at 4:27 AM, vproc said:

BUT GEORGE CARLIN AKA RUFUS.. IS DEAD!

Fuuuuu.

I didn't even think of that.

New plot line... they have go back in time to save the young Rufus in order to ensure that Rufus will, in turn, visit them in the future... a la Back To The Future.

The young Rufus will be played by...

They should just make "Weekend At Bill & Ted's", using the rotting corpse of George Carlin as a gag for the entire film.

OHhhh noes LOL

  On 10/8/2010 at 5:39 AM, jefferoo said:

  On 10/8/2010 at 4:27 AM, vproc said:

BUT GEORGE CARLIN AKA RUFUS.. IS DEAD!

Fuuuuu.

I didn't even think of that.

New plot line... they have go back in time to save the young Rufus in order to ensure that Rufus will, in turn, visit them in the future... a la Back To The Future.

The young Rufus will be played by...

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That would be MOST TRIUMPHANT!

ugh. this idea is worse than the last autechre album quaristice.