Russia inflates its military

"When you finish sewing them and you watch them being filled with air, it's so satisfying."

"When you finish sewing them and you watch them being filled with air, it's so satisfying."

British and American Armed Forces stock up on big pointy sticks.

American inflates its military with McDonalds.

hiyooo

Old news. Been doin' this shit since World War 2.

***Breaking News***

Russia tackles national debt of $100 billion by hiring out heavy artillery batallions for childrens parties.

Its one thing to have BBC drag up age old crap. Its another to have WATMM jazz it out as new. Boring!

PS Read the rules.

This has to be the first time somebody told me to read the rules. I laugh.

Well, it's not very effective when you tell everyone about it...

This is how the allies landed the D-day invasion without being completely ass-raped.