The Only Way is Essex

my girlfriend and i watched this last night, and although it's hilariously bad it's hard to tell what it's supposed to be. too scripted for Jersey Shore, too spray tan for The Hills, it comes across as really bad soap opera acting, or really shallow living (probly a bit of both). honestly i didn't know there were people this tan in Britain, don't you chaps just lay out and burn in a Speedo?

http://www.itv.com/channels/itv2/itv2shows/theonlywayisessex/

You got too much time on your hands dude.

yeah i think this is one of those things where it'd be better to watch if you were american

all of these references should not exist. why bother.

*scanners*

  On 10/14/2010 at 12:57 AM, Rubin Farr said:

honestly i didn't know there were people this tanned in Britain, don't you chaps just lay out and burn in a Speedo?

fixed

  On 10/14/2010 at 2:27 AM, oscillik said:

  On 10/14/2010 at 12:57 AM, Rubin Farr said:

honestly i didn't know there were people this tanned in Britain, don't you chaps just lay out and burn in a Speedo?

fixed

it took me quite a few seconds to figure out how you "fixt" that quote, weakest fixt ever imo

Saw the advert, didn't seem remotely linked to reality, paid no attention

i'm from Essex, don't cha know?

  On 10/14/2010 at 12:57 AM, Rubin Farr said:

my girlfriend and i watched this last night, and although it's hilariously bad it's hard to tell what it's supposed to be. too scripted for Jersey Shore, too spray tan for The Hills, it comes across as really bad soap opera acting, or really shallow living (probly a bit of both). honestly i didn't know there were people this tan in Britain, don't you chaps just lay out and burn in a Speedo?

 

 

http://www.itv.com/channels/itv2/itv2shows/theonlywayisessex/

Jeeze I think I'll give that a wide birth lol. Actually the part of London I'm living in use to be part of Essex.

  On 10/14/2010 at 2:41 AM, oscillik said:

i'm from Essex, don't cha know?

Where you from bro?

  On 10/14/2010 at 3:04 AM, Promo said:

  On 10/14/2010 at 2:41 AM, oscillik said:

i'm from Essex, don't cha know?

Where you from bro?

Harlow

  On 10/14/2010 at 3:08 AM, oscillik said:

  On 10/14/2010 at 3:04 AM, Promo said:

  On 10/14/2010 at 2:41 AM, oscillik said:

i'm from Essex, don't cha know?

Where you from bro?

Harlow

Ah right well that's not too far from London. How long does it take you to get to Tottenham Hale?

I saw this tonight, it was shocking. Hard to believe Andy and Tom jenkinson are exactly like this

  On 10/14/2010 at 3:16 AM, Promo said:

  On 10/14/2010 at 3:08 AM, oscillik said:

  On 10/14/2010 at 3:04 AM, Promo said:

  On 10/14/2010 at 2:41 AM, oscillik said:

i'm from Essex, don't cha know?

Where you from bro?

Harlow

Ah right well that's not too far from London. How long does it take you to get to Tottenham Hale?

i dunno. we moved from there when i was young, haven't been to Essex in about 20 years. but i am from there

fuck me, i was thinking about saying something about this here. but thought it prolly wasn't the right place.

anyway, it is one of the single most disgusting things i have ever seen on TV. period.

Essex isn't all like that really. honestly.

those people are completely wack fucking heat magazine rich trash idiots. the program makes me sick.

i watched it thinking it looked and it'd be be funny. but i did approx. 10 :facepalms: within the first half hour.

i hate that shit with a passion!

  On 10/14/2010 at 2:41 AM, oscillik said:

i'm from Essex, don't cha know?

me too mate, but there's Essex and there's .................. that program. kill them all.

  On 10/14/2010 at 3:19 AM, David R James said:

I saw this tonight, it was shocking. Hard to believe Andy and Tom jenkinson are exactly like this

fuck off! lol. i'm neither of the above but that's an insult to all of us.

  On 10/14/2010 at 5:44 AM, sirch said:

  On 10/14/2010 at 2:41 AM, oscillik said:

i'm from Essex, don't cha know?

 

me too mate, but there's Essex and there's .................. that program. kill them all.

i don't watch TV so this whole thing has completely passed me by

don't watch it mate it'll piss u off. did me.

Tottenham Hale is about 25 minutes on the train from Harlow.

Also this is a completely accurate representation of Essex.

the fuck is an essex

Cheshire is full of those people too

It's all scripted though, like some lame docu-soap. It's well ITV

These fuckers are all rounded up and placed in an area called 'Essex'

Don't judge any of Britian on Essex. They're a bunch of cunts.

  On 10/14/2010 at 5:44 AM, sirch said:

  On 10/14/2010 at 2:41 AM, oscillik said:

i'm from Essex, don't cha know?

 

me too mate, but there's Essex and there's .................. that program. kill them all.

 

  On 10/14/2010 at 3:19 AM, David R James said:

I saw this tonight, it was shocking. Hard to believe Andy and Tom jenkinson are exactly like this

 

fuck off! lol. i'm neither of the above but that's an insult to all of us.

Seriously, your ability to distinguish between real life and sarcasm is nil once again

I am from Essex too, haven't been there since I was a wee'un

  On 10/14/2010 at 8:46 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

I am from Essex too, haven't been there since I was a wee'un

no fucking way. so you're telling me that when you, me and Obel where all stood in the same 2 metre space in the arcades at BLOC, that we had an Essex Massif going on...and i didn't know about it??