My Mind is Blown...

Quite the feat I say... he propelled 3 decent sized turds into the water before he even began his trip down into the cool wake below.

Even with a gun to my head, I doubt I could even pinch one off in that time period.

I didnt even notice that the first few times.

lol

wished the dog pooped too

Is that Party Boy from Jackass?

wtf

awesome

fucking lol goffer

serious how the fuck did anyone notice that? That is some seriously suspicious noticement.

fucking lol

  On 10/19/2010 at 11:50 PM, goffer said:

 

Quite the feat I say... he propelled 3 decent sized turds into the water before he even began his trip down into the cool wake below.

 

Even with a gun to my head, I doubt I could even pinch one off in that time period.

I can think of few things more bachelor than cannonball lake shits.

That really is disgusting.

  On 10/20/2010 at 12:03 AM, goffer said:

fucking lol

i can't shit if i'm not on the toilet, i learned such a skill at an early age

  On 10/20/2010 at 1:32 AM, Promo said:

That really is disgusting.

Yes. Yes it is.

  On 10/20/2010 at 12:03 AM, goffer said:

lol well played. you set it up and knocked it down but with class.

damn i think i just got synesthesia, because i can smell shit now

yesterday i was hopping up a step at a local starbucks and as i hopped i let out a pretty loud fart. i laughed out loud because i never fart but the lady behind me was not laughing. then i had to stand in line and wait around for coffee with her.

Amazing.. I can't belive I've watched a man poop on video at least 25 times in a row now.

  On 10/20/2010 at 6:46 AM, Franklin said:

yesterday i was hopping up a step at a local starbucks and as i hopped i let out a pretty loud fart. i laughed out loud because i never fart but the lady behind me was not laughing. then i had to stand in line and wait around for coffee with her.

*students frantically studying for midterms in a hushed library*

*one of those wonderful farts that just increases in amplitude and frequency over two seconds*

*poker face*

  On 10/19/2010 at 11:50 PM, goffer said:

 

Quite the feat I say... he propelled 3 decent sized turds into the water before he even began his trip down into the cool wake below.

 

Even with a gun to my head, I doubt I could even pinch one off in that time period.

to me that shit looks like soft semi-diarrhea shit, not decent turds.

  On 10/21/2010 at 10:19 PM, Abuse said:

  On 10/19/2010 at 11:50 PM, goffer said:

 

Quite the feat I say... he propelled 3 decent sized turds into the water before he even began his trip down into the cool wake below.

 

Even with a gun to my head, I doubt I could even pinch one off in that time period.

 

to me that shit looks like soft semi-diarrhea shit, not decent turds.

hmm, you have a valid argument here. this could've been one long soft turd that simply separated once subject to the pull of gravity. a semi-diarrhea shit, in it's viscosity, is also very quick to flow out of the anus, thus making the speed of this feat quite literally childs-play. might as well have shat that turd in his man-diaper, i want to see real solid fucking turds that drop like bombs out of the back of a B-52, not this soft-serve bullshit!

edit: the dog is cool though, he makes it watchable

I bet the dog eats the poop.

  On 10/21/2010 at 10:37 PM, jefferoo said:

I bet the dog eats da poo poo.

fixed