I wish I could jump my cousin.

Okay, so I have this problem, right.

I just saw my cousin who's probably more than ten years older than me for the first time since I was a little kid, and oh

my

GOSH

he is buff @_@;;

Like, I wish I could jump his bones. And he is pretty gay, just like me (oh boy !)

My question for you, gentle Internet, is this. How do I go about hitting on my old, gay cousin? I don't want to be weird or anything. Thanks in advance. Pace.

No Don't :(

Oh, No Don't :(

My favorite WATMM Member is gay!

That's so beautiful!

You should one day lean over and kiss him. Then slide your hands down his pants. If his vagina is moist, you're doing it right.

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No Don't :(

Walk up to him, take off your pants, and go like this:

inbreeding lol

no, wait

wat

well i mean it's not like yr gonna get his butt pregnant is it?

just smile it'll be okay!

it's okay man, go ahead, anyway you guys can't have a baby so your chance of having a retarded child are null.

You guys are forgetting about the very real likelihood of rectal-birthing retarded homunculi.

  On 10/20/2010 at 11:03 PM, AcrossCanyons said:

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No Don't :(

Just ask him if he wants to play tummy sticks...

WATMM Gay Incest Club

...wait wait..back the f*** up...

Hautlle? Tummy sticks??

:D wth?

  On 10/20/2010 at 11:55 PM, sine said:

...wait wait..back the f*** up...

Hautlle? Tummy sticks??

:D wth?

  On 10/20/2010 at 10:45 PM, ericsosh said:

No Don't :(

i third this.

  On 10/20/2010 at 11:42 PM, sine said:

and this. (LOL)

  On 10/21/2010 at 12:00 AM, baph said:

  On 10/20/2010 at 11:55 PM, sine said:

...wait wait..back the f*** up...

Hautlle? Tummy sticks??

:D wth?

lol!!

  On 10/21/2010 at 1:41 AM, Terpentintollwut said:

can also be seen as a witch with a pointy hat.

multiple pointy hats...

the only acceptable reason that incest is still a taboo is that you would risk retarded children, so....

  On 10/20/2010 at 10:57 PM, chenGOD said:

You should one day lean over and kiss him. Then slide your hands down his pants. If his vagina is moist, you're doing it right.