Guest Helper ET Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 when i was 10 i faked being paralyzed in the playground at recess and they called an ambulance, loaded me up on a gurney, and hauled me off to the hospital Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 Thats AWESOME! LMAO!! When I was 10, I was playing outside by a tree and ended up putting my whole right hand in an ant pile. I felt them crawling looked, screamed and ran. Believe it or not, I didn't get a single ant bite. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide skotosa's signature Hide all signatures Artist Name: SkiaSoundcloud http://www.last.fm/user/skotosa Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1443452 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 that story sucks Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1443454 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 like when you fart and blame it on your friend and everyone believes you... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1443457 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 or when my friend and i accidentally set fire to a local indian reservation and popular golf course ...burned it to the ground Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1443461 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 (edited) i'm not telling Edited October 24, 2010 by troon Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1443463 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 On 10/24/2010 at 12:24 AM, ET said: or when my friend and i accidentally set fire to a local indian reservation and popular golf course ...burned it to the ground crap that's bad Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1443466 Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 (edited) On 10/24/2010 at 12:16 AM, ET said: that story sucks Ok. When I was six I burned my House down. True Story. Edited October 24, 2010 by ZiggomaticV17 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide skotosa's signature Hide all signatures Artist Name: SkiaSoundcloud http://www.last.fm/user/skotosa Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1443508 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 On 10/24/2010 at 12:28 AM, troon said: i'm not telling Me neither. Boy am I glad I never shared any compromising details from my personal life with watmm Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1443515 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 this one time, i masturbated my penis =======> Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1443518 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 (edited) This one time, I didn't masturbate my penis. Edited October 24, 2010 by chassis Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1443651 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 how exactly do you burn a golf course to the ground Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1443655 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 On 10/24/2010 at 3:50 PM, messiaen said: how exactly do you burn a golf course to the ground He must mean the pins/flags. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1443776 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 One time I Reveal hidden contents and they still haven't found the body Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1443780 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 i see someone is eager to tell dirty secrets Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1443782 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 i once ate a buick Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1443797 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 (edited) I hacked into the police/CIA records and deleted all the information regarding some of the world's most wanted drug smugglers. First grade. Edited October 24, 2010 by Capsaicin Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1443801 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 On 10/24/2010 at 2:32 AM, lumpenprol said: On 10/24/2010 at 12:28 AM, troon said: i'm not telling Me neither. Boy am I glad I never shared any compromising details from my personal life with watmm fuckin lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1443803 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tontonz1 Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 this one time my 8th grade geography teacher gave me a blowjob and it gave her herpes. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide tontonz1's signature Hide all signatures http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Dustbowl/135410776569898 -- My college radio show Deltatones - Delvitude Le porn Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1443843 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 On 10/24/2010 at 9:29 PM, Calx Sherbet said: i once ate a buick what was the first element you shat? tires? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1443847 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 i bet he shat bruicks Reveal hidden contents Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1443910 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 the exhaust pipe came out halfway and i took off like a rocket Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1443999 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 my whole life is a facade Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1444004 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 i went to the store but it was closed. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1444005 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 i piss on many toilet seats but rarely wipe them off. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/60860-tell-dirty-secrets/#findComment-1444012 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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