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Thats AWESOME! LMAO!!

 

When I was 10, I was playing outside by a tree and ended up putting my whole right hand in an ant pile. I felt them crawling looked, screamed and ran. Believe it or not, I didn't get a single ant bite.

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YEK Grand Master

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  On 10/24/2010 at 12:24 AM, ET said:

or when my friend and i accidentally set fire to a local indian reservation and popular golf course

 

...burned it to the ground

crap that's bad

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  On 10/24/2010 at 12:16 AM, ET said:

that story sucks

 

Ok.

 

When I was six I burned my House down. True Story.

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  On 10/24/2010 at 12:28 AM, troon said:

i'm not telling

 

Me neither. Boy am I glad I never shared any compromising details from my personal life with watmm

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

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I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

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this one time, i masturbated my penis =======>

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I know IDM can be extreme

  On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said:

this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield

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chassis Grand Master

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This one time, I didn't masturbate my penis.

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  On 10/24/2010 at 3:50 PM, messiaen said:

how exactly do you burn a golf course to the ground

He must mean the pins/flags.

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:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

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One time I

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I hacked into the police/CIA records and deleted all the information regarding some of the world's most wanted drug smugglers.

 

First grade.

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  On 10/24/2010 at 2:32 AM, lumpenprol said:
  On 10/24/2010 at 12:28 AM, troon said:

i'm not telling

 

Me neither. Boy am I glad I never shared any compromising details from my personal life with watmm

 

fuckin lol

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this one time my 8th grade geography teacher gave me a blowjob and it gave her herpes.

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