what can i dress up as for halloween?

my imagination is pathetic.

The King of All Cosmos. It's what I'd like to be, but I never do anything for Halloween.

Used to go to a guys party every year, but he got a girlfriend, and I don't like her or her friends who would be there.

disabled vietnam vet

peruvian tribesman

chechen separatist

the great wave off kanagawa

  On 10/26/2010 at 1:59 PM, futuregirlfriend said:

disabled vietnam vet

peruvian tribesman

chechen separatist

the great wave off kanagawa

these are all great ideas

suburbian ventriloquist

parisian grape

african anal probe

haitian cholera patient

Going as a UFO would be good and you could could just spend the night powerwalking around the room, knocking into people like you are completely unaware that your costume is a metre wide.

lol you could go as a cowboy .....

*turns round towards the camera*

*intense face*

....but with fangs!

A tortilla with ET's face on it

Or if you leave it too late but still want to make an effort, I've provided you with a printable mask. Just cut around the dotted lines.

amazing

  On 10/26/2010 at 2:23 PM, futuregirlfriend said:

A tortilla with ET's face on it

 

Or if you leave it too late but still want to make an effort, I've provided you with a printable mask. Just cut around the dotted lines.

 

yes

Christine O'Donnell, apparently she was a witch.

Dress up as yourself. It would be meta as fuck, you could say that we wear costumes all the time, man.

  On 10/26/2010 at 2:23 PM, futuregirlfriend said:

Or if you leave it too late but still want to make an effort, I've provided you with a printable mask. Just cut around the dotted lines.

 

lol...i would so do this...but then i would have to explain to my friends...its just this guy...on the internet...ya...

  On 10/26/2010 at 2:09 PM, Rambo said:

Going as a UFO would be good and you could could just spend the night powerwalking around the room, knocking into people like you are completely unaware that your costume is a metre wide.

im actually going for this one.

  On 10/26/2010 at 1:40 PM, Murveman said:

The King of All Cosmos Tears

Fixed

  On 10/26/2010 at 5:08 PM, messiaen said:

  On 10/26/2010 at 2:09 PM, Rambo said:

Going as a UFO would be good and you could could just spend the night powerwalking around the room, knocking into people like you are completely unaware that your costume is a metre wide.

im actually going for this one.

very sensible choice

need to make it less than door width though, wouldnt be best chuffed if my night out was cancelled due to being too wide to fit through the club door.

Don't suck at measuring before you get your costume together.

i too am stuck for ideas. my original idea was to go as ask jeeves. but its just a smart suit and i don't have a smart suit. so now i might just stay home

considering my plans my entire costume and state of mind is likely to be in tatters by 8pm saturday so im not gonna put in too much effort

i've got a long black wig and a plaid coat. i'm going to go as a hoser, eh?

  On 10/26/2010 at 8:05 PM, hydrozone said:

Whoa, he's dressed as watmms!