Guest dese manz hatin Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 so, i was at a flat-party of some friends. and as usually i had to piss really badly due to huge amounts of beer comsumed. so we went out and i pissed near a tree. as i went back upstairs i already noticed an uncomfortable pain in my glans, a fucking sting that got worse and worse. so i went back to a proper toilet only to see that A FUCKING BUG HAD BITTEN MY PENIS. seriously it was as big as a normal tick and it sat right there. i wiped it off immediately, but fuck that! it still hurts now, like 4 hours later and there is a little hole in me glans thats missing, i want my flesh back! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 I had bed bugs a while back and one got me on the thigh near my dick. War was declared. It was a bed bug holocaust. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447453 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 watch the ride, prik face Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447456 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 Pics or it didn't happen Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Boxing Day's signature Hide all signatures I HOPE THIS MATCH NEVER ENDS - Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447459 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 could only provide webcam pics. ill see if you can see anything on them at all. the wound is really small, thank god Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 On 10/31/2010 at 3:37 AM, dese manz hatin said: could only provide webcam pics. ill see if you can see anything on them at all. the penis is really small, thank god fxd Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide cruising for burgers's signature Hide all signatures https://www.instagram.com/ancestralwaves/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447464 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 what if it went inside your peehole ? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447478 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 a bug bit my N word Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447485 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 hospital Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447542 Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdust Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 You sure you werent drunkingly fucking the tree, cause how the hell did it get there? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447544 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 no idea man, must of jumped off the tree i wonder if it will go away when i fap Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447594 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 On 10/31/2010 at 2:27 PM, dese manz hatin said: no idea man, must of jumped off the tree i wonder if it will go away when i fap i think you are just coming up with excuses to fap. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 (edited) Edited October 31, 2010 by dese manz hatin Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447597 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 ah, the notorious tree dwelling dick insect...gotta watch out for those fuckers. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447600 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 it still hurts Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447706 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 it's working Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447721 Share on other sites More sharing options...
psn Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 See the ending of this video (NSFW): http://www.metalinjection.net/tv/view/5824/cephalic-carnage-ohrwurm-video-nsfw Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447726 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 cut ur dick off its ur only hope Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447727 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 On 10/31/2010 at 6:55 PM, psn said: See the ending of this video (NSFW): http://www.metalinjection.net/tv/view/5824/cephalic-carnage-ohrwurm-video-nsfw funny how he still has a boner Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447729 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWjDDUqIFlY tenuous link I know but Ive been looking for an excuse to post this/annoy people for ages. youre welcome. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447732 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447747 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 On 10/31/2010 at 2:35 PM, ruiagnelo said: On 10/31/2010 at 2:27 PM, dese manz hatin said: no idea man, must of jumped off the tree i wonder if it will go away when i fap i think you are just coming up with excuses to fap. Who needs excuses to fap? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447754 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 italian mommas boys Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447757 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 On 10/31/2010 at 7:41 PM, Plum said: lolz Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1447771 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted November 2, 2010 Report Share Posted November 2, 2010 I felt a pang of horror and loss, like when you see pictures of auschwitz, when you said a bit of my glans is missing. So terrible. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Salvatorin's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61027-a-bug-bit-in-my-penis/#findComment-1448737 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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