a bug bit in my penis

so, i was at a flat-party of some friends. and as usually i had to piss really badly due to huge amounts of beer comsumed. so we went out and i pissed near a tree. as i went back upstairs i already noticed an uncomfortable pain in my glans, a fucking sting that got worse and worse. so i went back to a proper toilet only to see that A FUCKING BUG HAD BITTEN MY PENIS. seriously it was as big as a normal tick and it sat right there. i wiped it off immediately, but fuck that! it still hurts now, like 4 hours later and there is a little hole in me glans thats missing, i want my flesh back!

I had bed bugs a while back and one got me on the thigh near my dick. War was declared. It was a bed bug holocaust.

watch the ride, prik face

Pics or it didn't happen

could only provide webcam pics. ill see if you can see anything on them at all. the wound is really small, thank god

  On 10/31/2010 at 3:37 AM, dese manz hatin said:

could only provide webcam pics. ill see if you can see anything on them at all. the penis is really small, thank god

fxd

what if it went inside your peehole ?

a bug bit my N word

hospital

You sure you werent drunkingly fucking the tree, cause how the hell did it get there?

no idea man, must of jumped off the tree

i wonder if it will go away when i fap

  On 10/31/2010 at 2:27 PM, dese manz hatin said:

no idea man, must of jumped off the tree

 

i wonder if it will go away when i fap

i think you are just coming up with excuses to fap.

ah, the notorious tree dwelling dick insect...gotta watch out for those fuckers.

it still hurts

it's working

See the ending of this video (NSFW):

http://www.metalinjection.net/tv/view/5824/cephalic-carnage-ohrwurm-video-nsfw

cut ur dick off its ur only hope

  On 10/31/2010 at 6:55 PM, psn said:

See the ending of this video (NSFW):

http://www.metalinjection.net/tv/view/5824/cephalic-carnage-ohrwurm-video-nsfw

funny how he still has a boner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWjDDUqIFlY

tenuous link I know but Ive been looking for an excuse to post this/annoy people for ages.

youre welcome.

  On 10/31/2010 at 2:35 PM, ruiagnelo said:

  On 10/31/2010 at 2:27 PM, dese manz hatin said:

no idea man, must of jumped off the tree

 

i wonder if it will go away when i fap

 

i think you are just coming up with excuses to fap.

 

Who needs excuses to fap?

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  On 10/31/2010 at 7:41 PM, Plum said:

lolz

I felt a pang of horror and loss, like when you see pictures of auschwitz, when you said a bit of my glans is missing. So terrible.