seriously who on teh wattm macks mad bitches

i am not gonna go into detail

but 2010 has been a strong year girl wise

i would like to share tips and tricks,experiences with other pimps on the board

lets start with this

i have multiple sets of linen but…..

i still have to wash the bed linens to erase the perfume and or sanitize the sheets,especially after i nail the squirter

sheesh the girl is a fountain,soaks thru 2 layers of terri cloth towels

not exaggerating,bitch got mad fluid son

doin lots of laundry is the only downside i can see thus far

Son, if she's peeing on the bed, you're doing it wrong.

hahaa

no way man its ejaculate

today a girl waved at me as i drove away from the coffee show. and then she said my frickin name!! i was truly shocked cuz how was this possible? (NOBODY KNOWS ME ANYMORE). so i slowed the car for a moment and waved back. well i freaked out then and sped off. i think the look on my face as i turned to wave back was a mixture of terror and confusion. i thought about that interaction for about an hour after it happened. it was crazy slobbery and completely out of hand!

i guess stellas got her groove back. then after that i went to another drive thru and got sum crackers. duh duh duh. so basically i scored on two ladies today.

if you don't like my boarding style you can fuck off. this is the new me. this is who i am. i'm having a ton of fun here goofing off, sorry if it's too much to handle. i'll try to tone it down if it seriously bothers you. until then, enjoy the show boys, i'm in it for the long haul.

  On 11/6/2010 at 7:54 AM, vamos scorcho said:

today a girl waved at me as i drove away from the coffee show. and then she said my frickin name!! i was truly shocked cuz how was this possible? (NOBODY KNOWS ME ANYMORE). so i slowed the car for a moment and waved back. well i freaked out then and sped off. i think the look on my face as i turned to wave back was a mixture of terror and confusion. i thought about that interaction for about an hour after it happened. it was crazy slobbery and completely out of hand!

 

i guess stellas got her groove back. then after that i went to another drive thru and got sum crackers. duh duh duh. so basically i scored on two ladies today.

 

if you don't like my boarding style you can fuck off. this is the new me. this is who i am. i'm having a ton of fun here goofing off, sorry if it's too much to handle. i'll try to tone it down if it seriously bothers you. until then, enjoy the show boys, i'm in it for the long haul.

what show are you talking about.. this seemed like a normal post until you started being fucking weird about it..

  On 11/6/2010 at 7:46 AM, yikes said:

hahaa

no way man its ejaculate

lol female ejaculate is so similar to urine that it took biochemical analysis to reveal that it had a few slight chemical differences.

IT'S ME, VAMOS SCORCHO. DON'T YOU REMEMBER? I WAS BOARDING HERE FOR A LONG TIME AND THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED.

i dont get it... the new you??? i havent been paying attention i guess

Nothing. I'm trying to inject some life back into the forum.

so this threads off to a good start

vamos tell us about your sex life

yikes

  On 11/6/2010 at 7:59 AM, chenGOD said:

  On 11/6/2010 at 7:46 AM, yikes said:

hahaa

no way man its ejaculate

 

 

lol female ejaculate is so similar to urine that it took biochemical analysis to reveal that it had a few slight chemical differences.

 

 

 

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I only know this cause I'm a fan of the squirter as well

 

thing is it doesn't smell like piss

at least this ladies doesn't

even after it dries

i know gross

but still

she drinks it sometimes when i am doing her pile driver and says it tastes like pineapple juice[best quoteable of 2010]

sounds like a classy lady

this thread was looking good until yikes weirded the shit out of it

bunch of soft batches

classy=boring

hot sexual beautiful=fun

  On 11/6/2010 at 4:52 PM, yikes said:

she drinks it sometimes when i am doing her pile driver

I think I had sex with a girl some years ago?

being physically attractive on earth these days sucks, especially with all the conventions people are used to, like say i gorl ee's me. well, being physically attractive to most girls they show interest, by say giving me a quick stare and smile; very slyly. well, then i do the same... then what? what the fuck? say hows your day been? sorry, but i'm not one for small talk when i just want a physical release, so i piss myself, say "aawww!" then woddle away smugly.

i think i'm on the wrong forum with this shit

http://pimpcentral.org/profiles.htm

You have to drink it to be a real playa.

I come to watmm for all my pimping essentials.

I went from a fucklist to a fucklopedia.

Thanks watmm!

Joe Dust, Columbia MO

WAT

lol

squirters are hella fun, i lap that shit up as much as poss

its also fun to feel the pressure on your cock when you are ramming her and she is squirting but it has nowhere to go

also

KAEN