A thought

so i've heard that people defecate right after dying. perhaps our souls come out of our asses when we die.

some say our bodies get a couple grams lighter when we die because the soul is leaving the body, in reality though it's just fart gas.

*poops a little*

Beavis always said he pooped 'too much'. I often wonder what he meant by that.

i'm leavin some shit behind

*Adopts xxx's mannerisms and doctorly persona*

When a person expires, the sphincter and urethral muscles relax, resulting in the release of feces or urine if the bladder or colon happened to be 'ready' at the time of death. Corpses can also post-mortem fart, as gases in the body build up and without muscular constraints to hold them at bay, get released.

I heard that the body can spasm or even sit up when lying down. Can't remember the reason???

  On 11/8/2010 at 6:46 PM, data said:

some say our bodies get a couple grams lighter when we die because the soul is leaving the body, in reality though it's just fart gas.

are you for real or are you crashing my thread *cheers

on the movie "21 grams":

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The title comes from the work of Dr. Duncan MacDougall of Haverhill, Massachusetts in the early twentieth century. MacDougall weighed dying subjects, in experiments of extremely dubious scientific value, believing that he was proving that the soul was material and measurable. His results in fact varied wildly.

im always fo reals yo.

  On 11/8/2010 at 6:42 PM, yek said:

so i've heard that people defecate right after dying. perhaps our souls come out of our asses when we die.

i think you're onto something

If your nails and continue to grow after you die does that mean you dont have nails in heaven?

  On 11/8/2010 at 6:48 PM, mafted said:

Beavis always said he pooped 'too much'.

and then he gets tired.

yeklol

it's working

  On 11/8/2010 at 10:34 PM, chassis said:

If your nails and continue to grow after you die does that mean you dont have nails in heaven?

Not true.

They DONT continue to grow.Its the skin dehydrating and retracting around the nails and hair shaft.

Its all an optical illusion.

  On 11/8/2010 at 8:03 PM, spratters said:

I heard that the body can spasm or even sit up when lying down. Can't remember the reason???

rigor mortis? when every muscle in your body contracts.. fantastic.

  On 11/9/2010 at 4:45 PM, sine said:

Its all an optical illusion.

  On 11/9/2010 at 4:40 PM, Gary C said:

  On 11/8/2010 at 10:34 PM, chassis said:

If your nails and continue to grow after you die does that mean you dont have nails in heaven?

 

Not true.

You should read my spoiler

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