keltoi Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 (edited) she just called to tell me she's dropped my car keys down a drain with the car left unlocked. i'm at work, an hour and a half away. i tried to explain how to lock it without the keys but she can't seem to do it and i can't ask her to lock from inside and crawl through and out of the boot. i knew this would happen, it was only a matter of time... took her 3 weeks to do the inevitable. thank fuck she can't even drive, my car wouldn't last 5 minutes. i have the other set with me so hopefully noone steals my car or stuff before i get back tonight. Edited November 15, 2010 by keltoi Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 fucking women Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457017 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 simple solution: don't date stupid women Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457018 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 too late. she's not actually stupid, just prone to doing stupid things. more so lately. last week i came home and was almost floored by the smell of gas, every light in the flat was on, and she's having a fucking nap! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457020 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 i once watched rambo with an ex, and she turned to me about 30 minutes in and said ''so when does he become a boxer?'' Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457021 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 take a dump on her bed Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457022 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest the anonymous forumite Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 On 11/15/2010 at 4:12 PM, keltoi said: i tried to explain how to lock it without the keys but she can't seem to do it and i can't ask her to lock from inside and crawl through and out of the boot. She can drive a car but can't figure how to lock its doors ??? On 11/15/2010 at 4:28 PM, Franklin said: take a dump on her bed No, on her shoes. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457024 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 On 11/15/2010 at 4:27 PM, keltoi said: last week i came home and was almost floored by the smell of gas, every light in the flat was on, and she's having a fucking nap! Cry for help. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457026 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 quite a problem you have here, bro Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457033 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scrambled Ears Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 On 11/15/2010 at 4:37 PM, Gary C said: On 11/15/2010 at 4:27 PM, keltoi said: last week i came home and was almost floored by the smell of gas, every light in the flat was on, and she's having a fucking nap! Cry for help. ya this is bad... Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457038 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 If she cant drive what was she doing in your car, and why didnt you take it to work? What the hell is going on?! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457039 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 ok. dare i ask how she is doing with babby? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457041 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 On 11/15/2010 at 5:08 PM, chassis said: If she cant drive what was she doing in your car, and why didnt you take it to work? What the hell is going on?! she can't drive. i got a company car last year but can't use it at weekends so i kept my own. i leave it parked at home so she can use the boot so doesn't have to carry pram, baby etc up to 3rd floor every time she goes out. i knew this would happen sooner or later. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457043 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 On 11/15/2010 at 5:13 PM, jules said: ok. dare i ask how she is doing with babby? she's doing great. no problem. but the sleep deprivation may be taking its toll. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457045 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 You're very lucky that babies can fit down drains Only messing dude, its not as bad it seems. If the cars outside your falt then its hardly going to get stolen with no keys. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457046 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 On 11/15/2010 at 5:18 PM, keltoi said: On 11/15/2010 at 5:13 PM, jules said: ok. dare i ask how she is doing with babby? she's doing great. no problem. but the sleep deprivation may be taking its toll. thats what ive heard. its getting closer and closer for me. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457048 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 it'll be fine i'm sure. i'll fish the keys out somehow when i get back. and remember to park away from drains. On 11/15/2010 at 5:25 PM, jules said: On 11/15/2010 at 5:18 PM, keltoi said: On 11/15/2010 at 5:13 PM, jules said: ok. dare i ask how she is doing with babby? she's doing great. no problem. but the sleep deprivation may be taking its toll. thats what ive heard. its getting closer and closer for me. 'baby brain' is real. good luck! On 11/15/2010 at 4:37 PM, Gary C said: On 11/15/2010 at 4:27 PM, keltoi said: last week i came home and was almost floored by the smell of gas, every light in the flat was on, and she's having a fucking nap! Cry for help. haha Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457049 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 How is Mrs Keltoi?Apart from the sleep deprivation obviously,is she breast feeding?Hows that going? Did she have stitches at all?Is she in any discomfort from the birth still? My Mom called it the 'baby blues'-that period after giving birth when everything has to adjust and get back to normal,everythings different,physically,mentally,the household,brain chemicals,sex-life,hormones-all this and a demanding,whining parcel of love too?Then of course theres baby.... Seriously though man,is she ok? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457057 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 On 11/15/2010 at 4:28 PM, messiaen said: i once watched rambo with an ex, and she turned to me about 30 minutes in and said ''so when does he become a boxer?'' lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457079 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 On 11/15/2010 at 5:37 PM, sine said: How is Mrs Keltoi?Apart from the sleep deprivation obviously,is she breast feeding?Hows that going? Did she have stitches at all?Is she in any discomfort from the birth still? My Mom called it the 'baby blues'-that period after giving birth when everything has to adjust and get back to normal,everythings different,physically,mentally,the household,brain chemicals,sex-life,hormones-all this and a demanding,whining parcel of love too?Then of course theres baby.... Seriously though man,is she ok? she's been amazing. had a few days of baby blues after getting home from hospital, house-bound after the C section. she's really taken to the breast feeding, which means i can't really do anything to give her a break when babby wants fed day or night. she's been a bit short/snappy with me but that's understandable what with it being even easier for me to say or do the wrong thing. overall she's handling it like a champ... she's a natural, amazing mother. (apart from nearly blowing up the street and chucking my car keys down a drain). cheers! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457080 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 but wait... can't she just open the door, press the lock button, and then close the door, leaving the doors locked but her outside it? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457090 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 it took two pages for someone to say that Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457092 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 this was my suggestion but apparently not. i'll need to double check if it works when i get back... in some cars you can't do this so stupid people don't lock their keys inside. On 11/15/2010 at 6:20 PM, Calx Sherbet said: it took two pages for someone to say that that's what i suggested to her from the OP... Quote i tried to explain how to lock it without the keys but she can't seem to do it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457093 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 (edited) On 11/15/2010 at 6:20 PM, Calx Sherbet said: it took two pages for someone to say that he explained that he had explained that to her, but she didn't get it. Which we are then given to understand has to do with braindrain + hormonal overload leading to emotional breakdown/freakout over simple things. like accidentally dropping the keys down a drain hole. --------- edit, well my point is now late .. bummer. Edited November 15, 2010 by delet... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457099 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 On 11/15/2010 at 6:27 PM, delet... said: On 11/15/2010 at 6:20 PM, Calx Sherbet said: it took two pages for someone to say that he explained that he had explained that to her, but she didn't get it. Which we are then given to understand has to do with braindrain + hormonal overload leading to emotional breakdown/freakout over simple things. like accidentally dropping the keys down a drain hole. --------- there's a small chance it's just not possible with my car. i've never tried locking it like that. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61428-stupid-gf/#findComment-1457100 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts