Fox News proves that heaven is real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVtNzONbaiU

That's some serious reporting, there. But I mean, if a 4-year old kid says it's true, who are WE to disbelieve him?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPObX1WyBBc

Top rated comment on the Fox Video nails it completely -

"Wow, quality of the Onion clips has gone down lately."

It's got it all, though. White Jesus, God literally having the whole world in his hands. Dad making a subtle dig at Gretchen McGenericblonde, aborted/miscarried fetuses going to heaven... fucking hell.

God's transporter must be fucking up again. It keeps accidentally beaming up kids high on ketamine.

Why would you need any other channel on TV other than Fox news.

Last week I was channel surfing and I came across Fox News, which was playing Bill O'Reillys show. It has to be said, it's immensely entertaining (in the same way that slowing down past car accidents is immensely entertaining). But the fact that people can take it seriously is just crazy to me. It's not even a liberal thing, he's just clearly a complete egotistical ass.

I'm willing to bet that people who regularly watch the O'Reilly Factor are rubberneckers.

Fuck Americans. I have had it.

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  On 11/18/2010 at 3:12 PM, Obel said:

But the fact that people can take it seriously is just crazy to me.

There are tens of millions of viewers who take the channel seriously. Think about that for a second.

you guys see that sweet new sarah palin reality show?

  On 11/18/2010 at 3:30 PM, patternoverlap said:

  On 11/18/2010 at 3:12 PM, Obel said:

But the fact that people can take it seriously is just crazy to me.

 

There are tens of millions of viewers who take the channel seriously. Think about that for a second.

lollerskates America

wonderful. Thank you Fox.

Epic.

I didn't believe it, but if some kid from America (The same country who lost a kid in a balloon only to find him in the attic) says its true then I'm off to church.

The thing that really makes it seem real is the fact that he is still 4, and that there is no monetary motivation for them to do this, for instance like a book.

Really great.

when he says that jesus had "a smile that lit up the heavens" it doesn't sound like someone's been telling him what to say at all.

So right data, totally off the cuff and something a child would say. Im so happy that there is a heaven and genuine people out there who aren't trying to lie to us.

oh nice, he met St. John too, should've gotten his autograph.

boy i sure am glad i wont be fat and wrinkly in heaven

so did all the dead children in haiti get to sit in jesus' lap aswell?

No, only the white children get to sit in white Jesus' lap.

Well, if it's on Fox News, it must be true. It's FAIR AND BALANCED and have no agenda at all, people. Unlike that liberal mainstream media.

One of my nieces once described her idea of heaven to be 'like Woolworths'.

'Out of business then...' I thought,nastily.

my grandmother grew up in a Catholic commune. she told me she once heard a nun say, 'get them by 7 or 8 years old, and you've got them for life.' it's brainwashing. add to that the fact i was raised catholic and still find myself feeling guilty for basically everything when i, logically, know it's not right. gotta love religion.

  On 11/18/2010 at 5:35 PM, mafted said:

my grandmother grew up in a Catholic commune. she told me she once heard a nun say, 'get them by 7 or 8 years old, and you've got them for life.' it's brainwashing. add to that the fact i was raised catholic and still find myself feeling guilty for basically everything when i, logically, know it's not right. gotta love religion.

I read R.A.Wilson's Cosmic Trigger this winter when I was laid up and sick.. apparently it took him about 10 years and therapy to get over his coercive childhood indoctrination. Likewise for me about the same.. (to mostly get over it that is lol)