Victoria Coren

Hot, intelligent and, I reckon, just a little bit dirty...

(her brother is a complete fucking twat though.)

Only Connect might be my favourite program at the minute. I only ever go out of my way to watch that and Pointless.

i 100% agree with your selection jim.

intelligent just a little a lot bit dirty most likely but not very hot IMHO

trash

  On 11/19/2010 at 4:57 AM, fiznuthian said:

i 100% agree with your selection jim.

Agreed

i'm guessing this is what passes for hot in the UK? us americans may have our faults, but damn, yalls got some homely broads.

I like intelligent women, but she always gave the impression that she'd like to bugger you and then smoke a cigar. Wrong kind of dirty.

lol come on guys

  On 11/19/2010 at 5:07 PM, Al Hounos said:

i'm guessing this is what passes for hot in the UK? us americans may have our faults, but damn, yalls got some homely broads.

doesn't it depend on who you ask? Just like in America? lol

i would.

i'd be shovelling manure in the barn wearing musk drenched overalls, with the top down, displaying my glistening abdominal and pectoral muscles... i'd stop to wipe my brow as she trots in from the hunt on a jet black, arabian, pure-bred stallion... as she dismounts i notice her finely toned rump is damp from the saddle and try to consume the surging rush of pleasure as my manhood engorges with hot blood... she sternly orders me to tend to her steed and becomes flushed as her gaze settles upon my masculine form and bulging overalls... she can't look away however hard she tries to remember her breeding... as i grab the reigns from her our hands touch and linger... then i force her onto her knees and push my manure covered pitchfork handle through her jodpurs and into her asshole... i leave her there whimpering, as i retreat to my shed and sodomise the chief gun dog into the night.

i'd be shovelling up manure in the barn wearing musk drenched overalls, with the top down, displaying my glistening abdominal and pectoral muscles... i'd momentarily stop to wipe my brow as she trots in from the hunt on a jet black, arabian, pure-bred pony... as she dismounts i notice her finely toned rump is damp from the saddle and try to consume the surging rush of pleasure as my manhood engorges with hot blood... she sternly orders me to tend to her steed and becomes flushed as her gaze settles upon my masculine form and bulging overalls... she can't look away however hard she tries to remember her breeding... as i grab the reigns from her our hands touch and linger... then i force her onto her knees and push my manure covered pitchfork handle through her jodpurs and into her asshole... i leave her there whimpering, as i retreat to my shed and sodomise the chief gun dog into the night.

edit. wtf i have written the same thing almost word for word

  On 11/19/2010 at 5:07 PM, Al Hounos said:

i'm guessing this is what passes for hot in the UK? us americans may have our faults, but damn, yalls got some homely broads.

Ha, well it's not supermodel hotness, more a bookworm-bitch-next-door kinda thing... which I find much more appealing. Beats that Keisha Buchanan thread anyway, I reckon.

  On 11/19/2010 at 6:13 PM, keltoi said:

i would.

 

i'd be shovelling manure in the barn wearing musk drenched overalls, with the top down, displaying my glistening abdominal and pectoral muscles... i'd stop to wipe my brow as she trots in from the hunt on a jet black, arabian, pure-bred stallion... as she dismounts i notice her finely toned rump is damp from the saddle and try to consume the surging rush of pleasure as my manhood engorges with hot blood... she sternly orders me to tend to her steed and becomes flushed as her gaze settles upon my masculine form and bulging overalls... she can't look away however hard she tries to remember her breeding... as i grab the reigns from her our hands touch and linger... then i force her onto her knees and push my manure covered pitchfork handle through her jodpurs and into her asshole... i leave her there whimpering, as i retreat to my shed and sodomise the chief gun dog into the night.

it's working

  On 11/19/2010 at 6:23 PM, Rambo said:

i'd be shovelling up manure in the barn wearing musk drenched overalls, with the top down, displaying my glistening abdominal and pectoral muscles... i'd momentarily stop to wipe my brow as she trots in from the hunt on a jet black, arabian, pure-bred pony... as she dismounts i notice her finely toned rump is damp from the saddle and try to consume the surging rush of pleasure as my manhood engorges with hot blood... she sternly orders me to tend to her steed and becomes flushed as her gaze settles upon my masculine form and bulging overalls... she can't look away however hard she tries to remember her breeding... as i grab the reigns from her our hands touch and linger... then i force her onto her knees and push my manure covered pitchfork handle through her jodpurs and into her asshole... i leave her there whimpering, as i retreat to my shed and sodomise the chief gun dog into the night.

 

 

edit. wtf i have written the same thing almost word for word

it's ah ah eeerrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnngh

Isay,chaps,Pony Club was never so 'unbridled'...

On a somewhat related note,I must admit to having a huge crush on Alan Coren as a teen.

hot?