dogs don't understand basic concepts, like 'moving'

i've been following allie's blog for a long time now, and every entry is funnier than the one before... she just moved house, with two dogs - one with no self-esteem, and one with no brain.

this is amazing: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/11/dogs-dont-understand-basic-concepts.html

very funny. i really liked

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wretched positive-feedback loop of completely unnecessary noise

and that simple dog thinks in shapes.

Lol, very recognizable.

  On 11/19/2010 at 4:21 AM, ms-dos said:

simple dog thinks in shapes.

mainly shapes... shapes and helicopter

biggest lol for me

This was a good one. Me laugh good. HA HA HA.

I was laughing at first... but as it went it on I started to feel sorry for the dogs. These are some truly ignorant dog owners...

  On 11/19/2010 at 4:45 AM, The Face Culler said:

I was laughing at first... but as it went it on I started to feel sorry for the dogs. These are some truly ignorant dog owners...

yes! shame on them for moving city - something people do infrequently - because there's no work available in the place they're moving from.

  On 11/19/2010 at 4:48 AM, kaini said:

  On 11/19/2010 at 4:45 AM, The Face Culler said:

I was laughing at first... but as it went it on I started to feel sorry for the dogs. These are some truly ignorant dog owners...

 

yes! shame on them for moving city - something people do infrequently - because there's no work available in the place they're moving from.

Wha? No, I feel sorry for the dogs because their owners don't make the slightest attempts to learn anything about dog behavior and then gripe about it when it comes back to bite them. If they think yelling "No!" in a scary way at their dog or forcing it to wear booties because "it's the only solution" are good ideas they get what they deserve.

Our 1700 mile move with our dog in a small packed car was just fine - he was a little anxious at times but we corrected his issues.

  On 11/19/2010 at 5:15 AM, The Face Culler said:

  On 11/19/2010 at 4:48 AM, kaini said:

  On 11/19/2010 at 4:45 AM, The Face Culler said:

I was laughing at first... but as it went it on I started to feel sorry for the dogs. These are some truly ignorant dog owners...

 

yes! shame on them for moving city - something people do infrequently - because there's no work available in the place they're moving from.

 

Wha? No, I feel sorry for the dogs because their owners don't make the slightest attempts to learn anything about dog behavior and then gripe about it when it comes back to bite them. If they think yelling "No!" in a scary way at their dog or forcing it to wear booties because "it's the only solution" are good ideas they get what they deserve.

 

Our 1700 mile move with our dog in a small packed car was just fine - he was a little anxious at times but we corrected his issues.

it's a blog entry. get over it. in other news, the future is a dog owner "correcting their animal's issues" over and over again, forever.

  On 11/19/2010 at 5:15 AM, The Face Culler said:

  On 11/19/2010 at 4:48 AM, kaini said:

  On 11/19/2010 at 4:45 AM, The Face Culler said:

I was laughing at first... but as it went it on I started to feel sorry for the dogs. These are some truly ignorant dog owners...

 

yes! shame on them for moving city - something people do infrequently - because there's no work available in the place they're moving from.

 

Wha? No, I feel sorry for the dogs because their owners don't make the slightest attempts to learn anything about dog behavior and then gripe about it when it comes back to bite them. If they think yelling "No!" in a scary way at their dog or forcing it to wear booties because "it's the only solution" are good ideas they get what they deserve.

 

Our 1700 mile move with our dog in a small packed car was just fine - he was a little anxious at times but we corrected his issues.

what on earth did they do wrong? do you actually have a dog? do you understand that they have no concept of reason or logic and if they are confused and stressed they will pretty much do exactly what they like. what are your genius ideas for getting an upset dog to shut up or getting two wildly exitable dogs to stop running round scratching the floor?

I fucking lol'd. Cheers Kaini.

i love hyperbole and a half

like the posts about her simple dog and the alot

I want a simple dog.

She is hilarious.

thanks for the lol