Guest Adjective Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 I'm pretty sure it would have to be his asshole that touched it because fur probably gets in the way of touchpad magic. The PDF manual for this laptop is too big to browse comfortably on a low battery. What's going to happen to me if I don't wipe it down? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61637-a-cats-junk-touched-my-touchpad/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 toxoplasmosis Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61637-a-cats-junk-touched-my-touchpad/#findComment-1461719 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 was it really the asshole that touched it? isn't an asshole just a void? how can an asshole truly make contact with anything, if it's a hole? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61637-a-cats-junk-touched-my-touchpad/#findComment-1461734 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 mmmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61637-a-cats-junk-touched-my-touchpad/#findComment-1461741 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adam Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 On 11/22/2010 at 6:09 PM, Fred McGriff said: was it really the asshole that touched it? isn't an asshole just a void? how can an asshole truly make contact with anything, if it's a hole? Wow, never thought of it. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61637-a-cats-junk-touched-my-touchpad/#findComment-1461742 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 fuck yeah Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61637-a-cats-junk-touched-my-touchpad/#findComment-1461743 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 Maybe the event horizon of the asshole touched it, or maybe a spaghettified tape worm was in the process of being sucked into the asshole but before it was lost to all observation its ultimate proglottid nudged the touchpad slightly. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61637-a-cats-junk-touched-my-touchpad/#findComment-1461762 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61637-a-cats-junk-touched-my-touchpad/#findComment-1461767 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 On 11/22/2010 at 5:42 PM, patternoverlap said: toxoplasmosis already picked my nose and ate a cookie, so i'm just going to ignore this possibility. i'm sure i could enjoy the style it brings to my art, if its affect on Louis Wain is any indicator. On 11/22/2010 at 6:09 PM, Fred McGriff said: was it really the asshole that touched it? isn't an asshole just a void? how can an asshole truly make contact with anything, if it's a hole? that's a good question. i picture a ruffled hole with a humid cloud of swirling heat being held in place by a colonic vaccuum. like a diary or a warm greeting saved just in case an attractive cat is looking for someone to make a good impression on them. i think this cloud could operate a touchpad given its owner was in a biscuit-making ecstacy at the time of the stamping. after inspecting a little closer there's a suspicious looking smudge, almost like a breath on glass that died. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61637-a-cats-junk-touched-my-touchpad/#findComment-1461779 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 On 11/22/2010 at 6:46 PM, baph said: Maybe the event horizon of the asshole touched it, or maybe a spaghettified tape worm was in the process of being sucked into the asshole but before it was lost to all observation its ultimate proglottid nudged the touchpad slightly. this thread could benefit from some mspaint theories Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61637-a-cats-junk-touched-my-touchpad/#findComment-1461782 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 On 11/22/2010 at 6:46 PM, baph said: Maybe the event horizon of the asshole touched it, or maybe a spaghettified tape worm was in the process of being sucked into the asshole but before it was lost to all observation its ultimate proglottid nudged the touchpad slightly. or maybe the cat has a rectal prolapse. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61637-a-cats-junk-touched-my-touchpad/#findComment-1461797 Share on other sites More sharing options...
plstik Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 On 11/22/2010 at 7:27 PM, nene multiple assgasms said: On 11/22/2010 at 6:46 PM, baph said: Maybe the event horizon of the asshole touched it, or maybe a spaghettified tape worm was in the process of being sucked into the asshole but before it was lost to all observation its ultimate proglottid nudged the touchpad slightly. or maybe the cat has a rectal prolapse. been picturing this from the beginning Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61637-a-cats-junk-touched-my-touchpad/#findComment-1461808 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 On 11/22/2010 at 7:34 PM, plstik said: On 11/22/2010 at 7:27 PM, nene multiple assgasms said: On 11/22/2010 at 6:46 PM, baph said: Maybe the event horizon of the asshole touched it, or maybe a spaghettified tape worm was in the process of being sucked into the asshole but before it was lost to all observation its ultimate proglottid nudged the touchpad slightly. or maybe the cat has a rectal prolapse. been picturing this from the beginning spider-penguin! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61637-a-cats-junk-touched-my-touchpad/#findComment-1461826 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Abuse Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 On 11/22/2010 at 6:46 PM, Joy Rex said: If you think about it, a cat's penis would make a great stylus for a touchscreen/pad Ok, I am currently thinking about this. Thanks. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61637-a-cats-junk-touched-my-touchpad/#findComment-1461870 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yikes Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 this thread is incredulously idm a collusion of portable digital com-putative modernity and the timeless ancient sphinxtxter of cat anus i love youse guys carry on witty titty one day soon we will be able to fuse toxoplasmosis and a malware virus inside of pro tools Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61637-a-cats-junk-touched-my-touchpad/#findComment-1461923 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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