a cat's junk touched my touchpad

I'm pretty sure it would have to be his asshole that touched it because fur probably gets in the way of touchpad magic. The PDF manual for this laptop is too big to browse comfortably on a low battery. What's going to happen to me if I don't wipe it down?

toxoplasmosis

was it really the asshole that touched it? isn't an asshole just a void? how can an asshole truly make contact with anything, if it's a hole?

mmmmmmmmm

  On 11/22/2010 at 6:09 PM, Fred McGriff said:

was it really the asshole that touched it? isn't an asshole just a void? how can an asshole truly make contact with anything, if it's a hole?

Wow, never thought of it.

fuck yeah

Maybe the event horizon of the asshole touched it, or maybe a spaghettified tape worm was in the process of being sucked into the asshole but before it was lost to all observation its ultimate proglottid nudged the touchpad slightly.

  On 11/22/2010 at 5:42 PM, patternoverlap said:

toxoplasmosis

already picked my nose and ate a cookie, so i'm just going to ignore this possibility. i'm sure i could enjoy the style it brings to my art, if its affect on Louis Wain is any indicator.

  On 11/22/2010 at 6:09 PM, Fred McGriff said:

was it really the asshole that touched it? isn't an asshole just a void? how can an asshole truly make contact with anything, if it's a hole?

that's a good question. i picture a ruffled hole with a humid cloud of swirling heat being held in place by a colonic vaccuum. like a diary or a warm greeting saved just in case an attractive cat is looking for someone to make a good impression on them. i think this cloud could operate a touchpad given its owner was in a biscuit-making ecstacy at the time of the stamping.

after inspecting a little closer there's a suspicious looking smudge, almost like a breath on glass that died.

  On 11/22/2010 at 6:46 PM, baph said:

Maybe the event horizon of the asshole touched it, or maybe a spaghettified tape worm was in the process of being sucked into the asshole but before it was lost to all observation its ultimate proglottid nudged the touchpad slightly.

this thread could benefit from some mspaint theories

  On 11/22/2010 at 6:46 PM, baph said:

Maybe the event horizon of the asshole touched it, or maybe a spaghettified tape worm was in the process of being sucked into the asshole but before it was lost to all observation its ultimate proglottid nudged the touchpad slightly.

or maybe the cat has a rectal prolapse.

  On 11/22/2010 at 7:27 PM, nene multiple assgasms said:

  On 11/22/2010 at 6:46 PM, baph said:

Maybe the event horizon of the asshole touched it, or maybe a spaghettified tape worm was in the process of being sucked into the asshole but before it was lost to all observation its ultimate proglottid nudged the touchpad slightly.

 

or maybe the cat has a rectal prolapse.

been picturing this from the beginning

  On 11/22/2010 at 7:34 PM, plstik said:

  On 11/22/2010 at 7:27 PM, nene multiple assgasms said:

  On 11/22/2010 at 6:46 PM, baph said:

Maybe the event horizon of the asshole touched it, or maybe a spaghettified tape worm was in the process of being sucked into the asshole but before it was lost to all observation its ultimate proglottid nudged the touchpad slightly.

 

or maybe the cat has a rectal prolapse.

been picturing this from the beginning

spider-penguin!

  On 11/22/2010 at 6:46 PM, Joy Rex said:

If you think about it, a cat's penis would make a great stylus for a touchscreen/pad

Ok, I am currently thinking about this. Thanks.

this thread is incredulously idm

a collusion of portable digital com-putative modernity and the timeless ancient sphinxtxter of cat anus

i love youse guys

carry on witty titty

one day soon we will be able to fuse toxoplasmosis and a malware virus inside of pro tools