Airport Body Scanner Operator Caught Jackin' it

Via Daily Squib Article

Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught masturbating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner.

"The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. He was then seen doing his 'O' face. That's when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted," Jeb Rather, a passenger on a flight to New York told CBS news.

The controversial scanners display every minute detail of a person's body and have been called intrusive by privacy campaigners. Body scanners penetrate clothing to provide a highly detailed image so accurate that critics have likened it to a virtual porn shoot. Technologies vary, with millimeter wave systems capturing highly detailed pictures of genitals, and backscatter X-ray machines able to show precise anatomical detail. The U.S. government likes the idea because body scanners can detect concealed weapons better than traditional magnetometers.

"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.

faek

fuck thats vile

fucking wrong, those new scanners are a total invasion of privacy over the boogieman "terrorists"

fucking joke, if anyone wanted to walk into a shopping centre and do some serious damage with explosives they could just walk in and do it. But no one does, what a serious phail on the airports part.

  On 11/24/2010 at 7:46 PM, T35513R said:

 

 

 

"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.[/b]

wtf

AHAHAHAHAH

I'm fucking retarded.

  On 11/24/2010 at 7:51 PM, hayhook said:

faek

im thinkin so. Is that last quote real?

  On 11/24/2010 at 7:46 PM, T35513R said:

"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.

:facepalm:

Uh. Yeah. I pwned myself. Apparently Daily Squib = the Onion. Carry on.

Did that really have to be pointed out / discovered? Kill yourselves.

  On 11/24/2010 at 8:03 PM, T35513R said:

Uh. Yeah. I pwned myself. Apparently Daily Squib = the Onion. Carry on.

:facepalm:

having read that last quote, I came to that conclusion myself :facepalm:

I googled the news headline and didn't see anything from CNN, CBS, or any other credible source. I question the authenticity of the article.

However, if it IS true, then this could be the catalyst for removal of these abysmal machines.

edit: Okay, I was right.

the fuck is the daily squid

as if everyone knows what that is..

Yeah it wasn't obvious, prima facie, at allllllll.

I'm so seeeeeerious.

for a few seconds I thought this was real, until it got to the part about them dragging him out with his pants around his ankles.

  On 11/24/2010 at 8:25 PM, MAXIMUS MISCHIEF said:

the fuck is the daily squid

as if everyone knows what that is..

lol

u believed it

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His "O" face

"O" face gave it away...

Never heard of daily squid.