Boxing Day Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Around half an hour ago i started having a big urge to puke , so with only having a small forest to hide from the public i went into this forest to puke. Puked an ocean , i was really sick for some reason , well after i finished the puking , out of the shadows a very old-looking Japanese man appears out of the trees. "Are you okay?" he said , i responded with a very timid "yes". I stared at his eyes for a few seconds (it felt like years , he had the deadest eyes i have ever seen) , i was waiting for him to speak first because i was just mesmerized by his dead eyes , i was lost for words. In a very angry voice he said " I fought for the emperor , and all i get in return is this damn forest" , i asked , "what you mean?" , he did not respond. I was freaking out , trying to get out of there , but i felt like i was paralyzed , then all of the sudden he grabbed my arm, the grip was a strong one , he screamed " don't leave me alone!!!!! , i need your company". I felt sorry for him , he was obviously drunk or something , i decided to stay for a bit , sent a text to my mate to come and help me escape from this situation. Waiting for my friend i started small talk with this Japanese guy , "what's your name" i asked , he did not respond , " are you lost?" , he did not respond. I heard my mate screaming my name , a felt a sudden relief , i was going to get out of this awkward situation , the man , with urgency in his voice he said , " i gave my life in 1941 , i died in 1941 for the emperor , for Roosevelt and for the world , they told me i was going to be in heaven , but instead i am stuck in this damn forest , what kind of afterlife is that , after giving my life , I GET STUCK IN THIS DAMN FOREST!!!!" , my mate was a foot away from me , i turned around to see him , then when i went to look back at the Japanese man he was gone. My friend saw nothing , then he tells me " where have you been , you were gone for two hours , we were looking all over the place for you" , my encounter with the Japanese man just felt like 5 minutes , but i was gone for 2 hours apparently. Weird init Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Boxing Day's signature Hide all signatures I HOPE THIS MATCH NEVER ENDS - Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1465720 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 fake Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide MAXIMUS MISCHIEF's signature Hide all signatures official sup barnstar of coolness Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1465721 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Never liked j-horror. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1465725 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 lame creepypasta is lame Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1465727 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 oh, a wannabe writer Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1465728 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 this is the best (extremely) short scifi story i've read in ages, and it's an amazon review for retarded audiophile cables. http://www.boingboing.net/2010/11/27/delightful-science-f.html Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1465730 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted November 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 This really happen , is not a writing assignment or a script I'm trying to write , i don't go to school and i don't have any abrasions to be a filmmaker. I felt i needed to share this to see if other people have had similar experiences , i need to know that this is an epidemic or "happens a lot" because i feel like I'm being haunted by this Japanese guy now , when i close my eyes i see his face , i fear that now he is going to haunt me , or poltergeist my house , if for some reason i need to get rid of him i need someone with a similar experience. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Boxing Day's signature Hide all signatures I HOPE THIS MATCH NEVER ENDS - Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1465732 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 this isnt funny in any way.. what kind of trolling is this .. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide MAXIMUS MISCHIEF's signature Hide all signatures official sup barnstar of coolness Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1465733 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 On 11/29/2010 at 2:56 AM, Boxing Day said: This really happen , is not a writing assignment or a script I'm trying to write , i don't go to school and i don't have any abrasions to be a filmmaker. I felt i needed to share this to see if other people have had similar experiences , i need to know that this is an epidemic or "happens a lot" because i feel like I'm being haunted by this Japanese guy now , when i close my eyes i see his face , i fear that now he is going to haunt me , or poltergeist my house , if for some reason i need to get rid of him i need someone with a similar experience. lol at usage of poltergeist as a verb Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1465734 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 i want to have a cool dream like that. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide GORDO's signature Hide all signatures ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1465746 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 in b4 nonsense/crap Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1465747 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Once I caught a flu virus in The Dominican Republic. I got hallucinations that told me not to go to see a doctor. Shit freaked me out. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Root5's signature Hide all signatures WATMM Christmas Albums: 2011 2012 2013 2014MOST IDM Tribute Albums: Incomplete Skyscrapers Rogue Planet Mycorhizae Olympus Mons HeadphonesOther Compilation Albums: Heading for Outer Space Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1465794 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 one time, RDJ came out with a new album Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1465809 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 I had "abrasions to be a filmmaker." Trust me, it's worth the scuffed knees from endless fellatio to finally get the chance to direct your own film. Keep at it! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1465815 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 On 11/29/2010 at 2:37 AM, Boxing Day said: Around half an hour ago i started having a big urge to puke my encounter with the Japanese man just felt like 5 minutes but i was gone for 2 hours apparently. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1465816 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 On 11/29/2010 at 5:33 AM, KY said: On 11/29/2010 at 2:37 AM, Boxing Day said: Around half an hour ago i started having a big urge to puke my encounter with the Japanese man just felt like 5 minutes but i was gone for 2 hours apparently. man, all this stress is not treating julian assange well. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1465822 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macca Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 On 11/29/2010 at 2:54 AM, kaini said: this is the best (extremely) short scifi story i've read in ages, and it's an amazon review for retarded audiophile cables. http://www.boingboing.net/2010/11/27/delightful-science-f.html amusing for a review, if you like that just buy this http://www.amazon.co.uk/Necronomicon-Weird-Fiction-Lovecraft-Gollancz/dp/0575081562/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1291044758&sr=8-1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1465976 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 So were you tripping or what?Taking any prescription drugs at all? I must admit,BD,I on a few occassions have found myself in a very lush rain forest listening to trees and water running,crickets and birds singing.Turned out it was my minds way of coping with stress,like a freaky defense mechanism if you like,brought about by copious amounts of drug taking while trying to deal with certain issues.Hasn't happened for years now,like, but there you go. Maybe the man is a spectre of an unresolved issue?A manifestation of something you should have dealt with and put aside? Or maybe,you know,I'm just talking bollocks... Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1465977 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 super cool story bro Maybe you should go back to this forest and try to help this ghost. I don't know from what you said, he looks like a cool chap Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1465981 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beeb21 Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Quote one time, RDJ came out with a new album lol³ Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1465988 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 I liked your story. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Salvatorin's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1466016 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 amma smoke me a bowl an read that agin! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1466034 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 a thread by M. Night Shamalaayangadanga Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Silent Member's signature Hide all signatures Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully. Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1466540 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 On 11/29/2010 at 2:56 AM, Boxing Day said: This really happen , is not a writing assignment or a script I'm trying to write , i don't go to school and i don't have any abrasions to be a filmmaker. I felt i needed to share this to see if other people have had similar experiences , i need to know that this is an epidemic or "happens a lot" because i feel like I'm being haunted by this Japanese guy now , when i close my eyes i see his face , i fear that now he is going to haunt me , or poltergeist my house , if for some reason i need to get rid of him i need someone with a similar experience. He will not haunt you. Didn't you listen, he said he's been stuck in the forest since 1941. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/61768-a-trip-to-a-small-forest/#findComment-1466587 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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