holy Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 this thread is an excuse for me to talk about how awful the new 2010 film "Monsters" was. I saw it tonight. I was under the impression it was supposed to be about aliens and stuff. there were really no aliens. in fact, the only 'monsters' in this film are the two insipid, smug, totally hateable main characters. I wanted them to die, badly. i wanted him to carried away by an alien pterodactyl and shred to pieces in midair, his limbs falling to the ground like a feast offering at the feet of dozens of starving, angry mexicans. a couple of amorous aliens meet up at a gas station and fondle each other like two obese rednecks. then the movie fucking ends. am i missing the subtext in this film? i hated this film. did you get to hate a film this year? which? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Not that recently, but Kick-Ass big fucking deal Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471004 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 (edited) I watched and hated Precious. That film did nothing for me. edit: I'm not sure it's a horrible bad film though. I guess technically and acting wise it was adequate. Edited December 7, 2010 by Gocab Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Silent Member's signature Hide all signatures Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully. Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471006 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Al Hounos Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Enter the Void Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471014 Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 (edited) OMG GOD WHATEVER YOU DO DON"T SE OLDBOY!! DON"T SEE IT !!! I WANTED TO PLUCK MY EYES OUT AND STAB MY EARS MY GOD THAT MOVIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! OldBoy... sucked... But I did enjoy Scott Pilgram Versus the World which is the most recent movie I've seen. Edited December 7, 2010 by ZiggomaticV17 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide skotosa's signature Hide all signatures Artist Name: SkiaSoundcloud http://www.last.fm/user/skotosa Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471018 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Scott Pilgrim is a bunch of shiny horse turds rolling around on a screen... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471020 Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 (edited) On 12/7/2010 at 8:49 AM, Atop said: Scott Pilgrim is a bunch of shiny horse turds rolling around on a screen... Yeah but once you look past that its a pretty clever movie :) I never really wanted to watch it but my Cuz and her friend forced me to see it. If it were more IMD/Break Core oriented I think it would of been better. Might be years before I see it again, unless I'm tricked to like I was tricked to see OldBoy. I'm not a movie person to begin with. Edited December 7, 2010 by ZiggomaticV17 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide skotosa's signature Hide all signatures Artist Name: SkiaSoundcloud http://www.last.fm/user/skotosa Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471023 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 On 12/7/2010 at 8:46 AM, ZiggomaticV17 said: OMG GOD WHATEVER YOU DO DON"T SE OLDBOY!! DON"T SEE IT !!! I WANTED TO PLUCK MY EYES OUT AND STAB MY EARS MY GOD THAT MOVIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! OldBoy... sucked... But I did enjoy Scott Pilgram Versus the World which is the most recent movie I've seen. I just dont get this at all. I fucking love Oldboy. each to their own I suppose. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471024 Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 On 12/7/2010 at 9:02 AM, verticalhold said: On 12/7/2010 at 8:46 AM, ZiggomaticV17 said: OMG GOD WHATEVER YOU DO DON"T SE OLDBOY!! DON"T SEE IT !!! I WANTED TO PLUCK MY EYES OUT AND STAB MY EARS MY GOD THAT MOVIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! OldBoy... sucked... But I did enjoy Scott Pilgram Versus the World which is the most recent movie I've seen. I just dont get this at all. I fucking love Oldboy. each to their own I suppose. Like I said I'm not a movie person. Only movies I like watching are Comedies. I didn't like Oldboy for the following reasons.... Reveal hidden contents A. Frustrating. B. The guy was doing so many stupid things, he was being a dumbass. I don't care how long you've been locked up commonsense does not go away. C. If he really wanted to kill himself he could have suffocated himself. Come on doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that if cutting your wrists doesn't work try something else. C. Disgusting. D. He wasn't badass enough to redeem himself of all his pathetic actions. E. Disgusting. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide skotosa's signature Hide all signatures Artist Name: SkiaSoundcloud http://www.last.fm/user/skotosa Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471027 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 lol. oldboy is badass. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Silent Member's signature Hide all signatures Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully. Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471028 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 yeah, it is pretty awesome... I don't like the Social Network either... another shiny vacuous turd of a film... I might have enjoyed it is I was a Harvard graduate, cared about what rich spoiled humans think, thought Facebook was good for humanity, liked Jesse Eisenberg, felt that this is the type of film Fincher should be making, and didn't ever know Fincher was in talks about making 'Rendezvous with Rama' into a film... a sign of the times when film critics are calling a film about a website the best film of the year... I do enjoy the soundtrack... sorry karma... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471035 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AcrossCanyons Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 On 12/7/2010 at 8:46 AM, ZiggomaticV17 said: OldBoy... sucked... But I did enjoy Scott Pilgram Versus the World. Something feels very, very wrong here... Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471040 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 i got dragged into seeing that movie FASTER with the rock and uhh that one guy who was... billy bob thornton. awful, awful flick. it tries very hard to be a sort of minimalist spaghetti western throwback and it tries to be a quentin tarantino revenge flick but then at the same time it also tries to be a THE ROCK action movie and it also tries to be a few other things and fails on every count. half the music in it was music made for other movies, that should give you an idea of where it was coming from. it was an action movie with very little action (most of the "action" scenes are just THE ROCK shooting people in the face) and no plot. either more plot or more action might have made it a bit more tolerable but it fell pretty far short of what i would call "good." Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471074 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Robin Hood. Watched it on a plane and I wanted upchuck. It was between that and Weeds the TV Show (which is terrible). Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide FLA FUR BIS FLE's signature Hide all signatures through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471175 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 On 12/7/2010 at 8:05 AM, holy said: this thread is an excuse for me to talk about how awful the new 2010 film "Monsters" was. I saw it tonight. BOING!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471184 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 inception Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471216 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 (edited) expendables.. i didn't watch the whole thing cause i didn't like it. was there even a plot? i dunno Edited December 7, 2010 by yek Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471404 Share on other sites More sharing options...
halisray Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Broadcast News fuck me why did I rent this Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide halisray's signature Hide all signatures https://soundcloud.com/halisray Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471424 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Billov Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 (edited) On 12/7/2010 at 9:11 AM, ZiggomaticV17 said: I didn't like Oldboy for the following reasons.... Reveal hidden contents A. Frustrating. B. The guy was doing so many stupid things, he was being a dumbass. I don't care how long you've been locked up commonsense does not go away. C. If he really wanted to kill himself he could have suffocated himself. Come on doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that if cutting your wrists doesn't work try something else. C. Disgusting. D. He wasn't badass enough to redeem himself of all his pathetic actions. E. Disgusting. You would have preferred a badass superhero movie with a happy ending?? He just spent half his life in a single hotel room, of course he's gonna be irrational, out of touch with humanity, and desperate in getting his revenge. Plus the ending is gloriously disgusting edit: last shite movie I watched was Paranormal Activity, not scary in the slightest, mostly quite boring... very predictable and unoriginal. Its only redeeming quality was that it made us laugh a lot after a few beers. Edited December 7, 2010 by Billov Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471425 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 The last film I can remember that I truly disdained way Gus Van Sant's Elephant. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide goffer's signature Hide all signatures PHOTOS Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471472 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 On 12/7/2010 at 9:44 AM, Atop said: I don't like the Social Network either... another shiny vacuous turd of a film... I might have enjoyed it is I was a Harvard graduate, cared about what rich spoiled humans think, thought Facebook was good for humanity, liked Jesse Eisenberg, felt that this is the type of film Fincher should be making, and didn't ever know Fincher was in talks about making 'Rendezvous with Rama' into a film... the movie was all well and good as far as technicalities are concerned, but my friend (who works at fb) and i were talking and we both agreed: this movie could have been about Anything Ever Invented Anywhere. facebook was a macguffin, just a plot tool. this guy fucked over people to invent something because he's a social retard and just in general likes to fuck with people and not give them their due.... sorry but Not interesting enough to make a major motion picture imho. a movie made for nerds. it was shot quite well and i liked how it was filmed in general though, to each his own. i wouldn't write off recommending it to other people. i tend to turn off movies that i hate before they get going too long, and i did that recently with Revanche which i suspect is actually a great flick but i wasn't in the mood to be horribly depressed. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471497 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 On 12/7/2010 at 8:46 AM, ZiggomaticV17 said: OMG GOD WHATEVER YOU DO DON"T SE OLDBOY!! DON"T SEE IT !!! I WANTED TO PLUCK MY EYES OUT AND STAB MY EARS MY GOD THAT MOVIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! OldBoy... sucked... But I did enjoy Scott Pilgram Versus the World which is the most recent movie I've seen. WAT? You're a weirdo. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471499 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 On 12/7/2010 at 8:55 PM, yek said: expendables.. i didn't watch the whole thing cause i didn't like it. was there even a plot? i dunno The cauliflower ear grossed me out, Stallone's recent movies are always so short, there's only 3 acts: intro, go to warzone, middle till end final fight, that's it. Half of Rambo 4 was him on a machine gun mincing people up. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471505 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 On 12/7/2010 at 10:16 PM, Deep Fried Everything said: On 12/7/2010 at 9:44 AM, Atop said: I don't like the Social Network either... another shiny vacuous turd of a film... I might have enjoyed it is I was a Harvard graduate, cared about what rich spoiled humans think, thought Facebook was good for humanity, liked Jesse Eisenberg, felt that this is the type of film Fincher should be making, and didn't ever know Fincher was in talks about making 'Rendezvous with Rama' into a film... the movie was all well and good as far as technicalities are concerned, but my friend (who works at fb) and i were talking and we both agreed: this movie could have been about Anything Ever Invented Anywhere. facebook was a macguffin, just a plot tool. this guy fucked over people to invent something because he's a social retard and just in general likes to fuck with people and not give them their due.... sorry but Not interesting enough to make a major motion picture imho. a movie made for nerds. it was shot quite well and i liked how it was filmed in general though, to each his own. i wouldn't write off recommending it to other people. i tend to turn off movies that i hate before they get going too long, and i did that recently with Revanche which i suspect is actually a great flick but i wasn't in the mood to be horribly depressed. thanks for adding to my dislike of this film Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1471516 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 Now has anyone, for whatever reason, seen this? Can I download it now and laugh at it with a friend or is it no laughing matter shit? Poor Val Kilmer. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62004-talk-about-a-horrible-film-youve-seen-recently/#findComment-1474172 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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