The Christmas GIfts Thread

In this thread, we shall share ideas and intentions about gifts we're giving this Christmas.

Girlfriend: don't know yet.

Mum: don't know yet

Dad : a white balance filter for his camera

Sister 1: a cooking seminar

Sister 2: gifts vouchers

Secret Santee : surprise

I'm especially looking for a suggestion in the girlfriend section.

Secret Santee : A FUCKING BIG PILE OF TRIPTAMINES.

too bad you're not my santee.

  On 12/10/2010 at 3:16 PM, Babar said:

Secret Santee : A FUCKING BIG PILE OF TRIPTAMINES.

too bad you're not my santee.

how dare you

Edit: pleeeaase.

housemate: towlie tshirt

other housemate: not sure yet

mum: necklace

dad: wine, wallet

secret santee: something beyond epic

Mom: Cover for her new iPhone

Dad: Cover for his new iPhone

Sister: Don't know yet

Brother in law: Don't know yet

Grandma: Don't know yet

Grandpa: Probably a pair or gloves, pajamas or something like that.

For those who don't have a family or a girlfriend, just post what you would give them.

I only have a mom (my brother is too young to give gifts) , she is gonna get me a turntable.

Secret Santa: Don't know yet.

for relatives, i'm just getting various photo frames and putting a nice picture of my babby in.

no idea what to get my mrs.

everyone i know: nothing

and i expect nothing in return.

gf: membership to prince charles cinema and im gonna make a book out of all the films they're showing + some other stuff, thinking Ambiant Otaku.

bro: wanna get him dj sprinkles 'Midtown 120 Blues' but its out of stock everywhere

mum: no idea

  On 12/10/2010 at 3:40 PM, disparaissant said:

everyone i know: nothing

and i expect nothing in return.

hah bumhug!

  On 12/10/2010 at 3:32 PM, keltoi said:

for relatives, i'm just getting various photo frames and putting a nice picture of my babby in.

 

no idea what to get my mrs.

you got her pregnant, thats enough for a life time. maybe some frozen spem?

  On 12/10/2010 at 3:46 PM, funkaholic said:

  On 12/10/2010 at 3:32 PM, keltoi said:

for relatives, i'm just getting various photo frames and putting a nice picture of my babby in.

 

no idea what to get my mrs.

 

you got her pregnant, thats enough for a life time. maybe some frozen spem?

you're right! she's getting fuck all!

Girlfriend: Elton John tickets (yep)

Parents: Champagne and Trivial Pursuit

Sister: Some assorted Marmite bits (mug, chocolate, cheesboard)

Her boyfriend: Lasagne kit

  On 12/10/2010 at 3:45 PM, keltoi said:

  On 12/10/2010 at 3:40 PM, disparaissant said:

everyone i know: nothing

and i expect nothing in return.

 

hah bumhug!

pretty much. i'm poor as shit, and plain can't afford to get people things.

in other words, i'm not scrooge, i'm cratchett.

girlfriend: the 4th book in the larsson series

uncle: some crazy science book (any suggestions.... PLEASE)

secret santa: Maybe not what he wants but i'm a leeeetle skint this year so it's not a spending spree!

  On 12/10/2010 at 3:59 PM, disparaissant said:

  On 12/10/2010 at 3:45 PM, keltoi said:

  On 12/10/2010 at 3:40 PM, disparaissant said:

everyone i know: nothing

and i expect nothing in return.

 

hah bumhug!

pretty much. i'm poor as shit, and plain can't afford to get people things.

in other words, i'm not scrooge, i'm cratchett.

im in the same position more or less, im quite tempted to make everyone 16 page book out of one piece of paper. i gave one to a friend recently as a birthday present and he loved it (inside was a small comic about his life)

  On 12/10/2010 at 3:51 PM, keltoi said:

  On 12/10/2010 at 3:46 PM, funkaholic said:

  On 12/10/2010 at 3:32 PM, keltoi said:

for relatives, i'm just getting various photo frames and putting a nice picture of my babby in.

 

no idea what to get my mrs.

 

you got her pregnant, thats enough for a life time. maybe some frozen spem?

 

you're right! she's getting fuck all!

hah! get her spa treatment with a nice card saying "thanks for giving birth to out son/daughter"?

im also tempted to get the gf this, but its a bit shit really:

http://thesnuggiesutra.com/

when we first started going out (and to this day) when ever we find a comfortable cuddling/sleeping position we say "its one for the book" cos we say we're gonna make a book full of comfy cuddling and sleeping positions!

HOLY SHIT! THATS WHAT IM GONNA MAKE HER! THAT BOOK!

  On 12/10/2010 at 4:06 PM, dr lopez said:

 

uncle: some crazy science book (any suggestions.... PLEASE)

 

  On 12/10/2010 at 3:56 PM, Gary C said:

Girlfriend: Elton John tickets (yep)

Parents: Champagne and Trivial Pursuit

Sister: Some assorted Marmite bits (mug, chocolate, cheesboard)

Her boyfriend: Lasagne kit

Oh yeah, and a Snuggie for my girlfriend.

  On 12/10/2010 at 4:38 PM, Gary C said:

  On 12/10/2010 at 3:56 PM, Gary C said:

Girlfriend: Elton John tickets (yep)

Parents: Champagne and Trivial Pursuit

Sister: Some assorted Marmite bits (mug, chocolate, cheesboard)

Her boyfriend: Lasagne kit

 

Oh yeah, and a Snuggie for my girlfriend.

when i was at school a snuggie was a snow-nuggie, a nuggie is a wedgie, so a wedgie with snow down your pants.

i hope she appreciates it.

How about not giving in to this crazy consumerist shitfest. Donate the money you would have spent to some worthy cause.

i like the book idea but i dont really think most of my friends would appreciate it... bleh.

Family- bags and nightwear(women)chess set (dad)wooden toys(great nieces and nephews).My brothers arent getting anything this year as one has just got a humvee and the other, a brand new jag.

Secret santee-something from the Rephlex website and a second gift which I cant decide upon yet.

As usual I shall be spoiling myself and buying some obscenely pricey boots which I need about as much as a hen needs a flag.

  On 12/10/2010 at 4:53 PM, azatoth said:

How about not giving in to this crazy consumerist shitfest. Donate the money you would have spent to some worthy cause.

lol. shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppppppp!