list things that are physically impossible

i am interesting in observing a man vomiting a large watermelon out of his normalsize mouth but i recognize that this feat is currently impossible

i will give one internet to anyone who can engineer a way to fulfill this--my lifelong dream--and ½ an internet to any other unique possibilizations!

tht tne losing his v card. Solution: tht tne stops posting on watmm

  On 12/24/2010 at 7:00 AM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

tht tne losing his v card. Solution: tht tne stops posting on watmm

hating me is way over guy please suggest a possiblization

meh

  On 12/24/2010 at 7:02 AM, tht tne said:

  On 12/24/2010 at 7:00 AM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

tht tne losing his v card. Solution: tht tne stops posting on watmm

 

hating me is way over guy please suggest a possiblization

apparently not.

anyway i hear licking yr elbow is impossible. solution: rip arm off at shoulder.

isn't it more efficient to sever the arm just above the elbow?

  On 12/24/2010 at 6:40 AM, tht tne said:

i am interesting in observing a man vomiting a large watermelon out of his normalsize mouth but i recognize that this feat is currently impossible

i will give one internet to anyone who can engineer a way to fulfill this--my lifelong dream--and ½ an internet to any other unique possibilizations!

some ancient science shows us that it is actually possible!

Somebody should make an MSPaint comic of crazy ways in which to defy physics and natural law, am I right?

I guess they're not physically impossible, but they sure look that way. Two wheeled gyro-cars of the past.

  On 12/24/2010 at 4:44 PM, Gary C said:

Somebody should make an MSPaint comic of crazy ways in which to defy physics and natural law, am I right?

that would be wonderfully amusing!

i can lick my elbow easily.

pics or it didn't happen

http://input-image.info/Physics-Troll.html?ref=nf

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why can't that work?

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Growing a shark fin.

Never seen it done, especially on the posterior side of a human.