jules Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 what a god damned stressful event. I have never experienced anything like this in my life. when I closed on my first home it was when you could get mortgage by having a pulse. how far things have changed here since. my drinking habit has gone off the charts and my stress level has been sky high. all this and I haven't even gotten to the hard work of redoing the entire kitchen and painting rooms, etc. I still have to get a nursery in order in less than 5 weeks. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 you can do eeeeeet! 5 weeks til your due date then? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1489912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 you'll make it. try to deeply enjoy some cold lemonade. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1489913 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 (edited) actually 7 but I want to be prepared if he pulls the chute early lemonade good. gin with cucumber better. Edited January 6, 2011 by jules Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1489914 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Make the sexy time. That helps stress. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1489918 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 On 1/6/2011 at 3:51 AM, chassis said: Make the sexy time. That helps stress. pregnant wife is pregnant. sex changed a lot. *runs to nice butts thread* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1489922 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 On 1/6/2011 at 3:56 AM, jules said: On 1/6/2011 at 3:51 AM, chassis said: Make the sexy time. That helps stress. pregnant wife is pregnant. sex changed a lot. *runs to nice butts thread* I knew your wife is pregnant Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1489926 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1489932 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 youd probably be more stressed if it caught on fire. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1489936 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafted Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 (edited) just keep fighting and you'll come out.. as i guess you know from your first home. i just bought one about 6 months ago and it was the most stressful thing i've ever been through. just to put it in perspective .. the bank was calling my place of employment (a family company, at that) a few days before i was to sign the lease to make sure i was still working there! this was after tax returns, pay stubs, letters of credit, etc. etc. then , even after i signed the contract, the bank came back and added 2% to the cost of the house. i can't say i liked that much. they must have been extremely lax on rules and procedures before things tanked. Edited January 6, 2011 by mafted Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1490205 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 At least you don't have testicular cancer... I hope. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1490216 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 On 1/6/2011 at 4:07 PM, jefferoo said: At least you don't have testicular cancer... I hope. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1490217 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 you have to move, too, don't you? holy shit. moving is the absolute goddam worst. i'd remodel 10 kitchens and close on 20 houses before i had to move again. aint no fucking way i'm moving again. just bury me in my back yard right now. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1490253 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 i dont know man Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1490255 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 i'll give you a hint Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1490257 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 (edited) yea moving sucks balls. we moved out of our condo into my parents until we get our new house in order. all of our stuff is in storage except for the boxes we are living out of at my parents. after the kitchen and nursery are done we can move from my parents and storage into our new house. I feel really bad for my wife. she has been a trooper through this and will have had to move twice while pregnant. the clock is ticking to finish before the little guy arrives. at least we got a house that we totally love but yea, this is it. never doing this again.. Edited January 6, 2011 by jules Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1490262 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 On 1/6/2011 at 3:49 AM, jules said: actually 7 but I want to be prepared if he pulls the chute early That's a good idea. My daughter was born 3 1/2 weeks early - totally caught us off guard. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1490264 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 On 1/6/2011 at 5:28 PM, jules said: I feel really bad for my wife. she has been a trooper through this and will have had to move twice while pregnant. the clock is ticking to finish before the little guy arrives. at least we got a house that we totally love but yea, this is it. never doing this again.. sounds like she deserves a massive push present. MASSIVE. 2c diamond at least. tell her i said that. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1490272 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 (edited) I will if you can spot me some cash. I think for now she will get a MASSIVE spreadsheet outlining when all the 0% credit cards are up so we don't pay any interest on appliances and stuff. also she gets to squeeze a watermelon out of her peehole. but hey, she does get a few weeks off of work. if I tell her that though I'm sure you will be her favorite watmmer... after I try to explain the glory of watmm Edited January 6, 2011 by jules Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1490286 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 I was going to suggest another MASSIVE present for your wife. But the I remembered I already made a sexual reference in this thread and another on might be creepy. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1490289 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 make a poop reference Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1490297 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 went smooth as silk! now all the projects begin. it's good to own land. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1490496 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 WOW Sorry , i got the wrong forum. I wanted we are the music makers not we are the middle-aged suburban husband. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Boxing Day's signature Hide all signatures I HOPE THIS MATCH NEVER ENDS - Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1490715 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 sounds like either you're one talented/efficient dude or you're taking on a bit much with the buy-a-house/move-into-house/kitchen reno/paint-the-house/prepare baby room/have a baby shit. i can understand the drinking. welcome to home-ownership. probably the best decision I've ever made. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1490721 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 mowing lawns is worse than moving. let the grass grow i say. let the wildflowers grow as well. you belong among the wildflowers. On 1/7/2011 at 4:53 AM, Boxing Day said: WOW Sorry , i got the wrong forum. I wanted we are the music makers not we are the middle-aged suburban husband. what's the median age of the feature artists i wonder? *cringes* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/62729-closing-on-a-new-house-tomorrow/#findComment-1490738 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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