What do you like writing on the walls when using a public toilet?

"Your mom told me to tell you ~HAIL SATAN~. And also, ~666~"

"HAIL SATAN, BITCH

666"

(upside down crosses)

nothing because i understand that other people have to use that facility.

"congratulations you have won a gold medal in the bad art olympics'

i usually draw an ugly Donald Duck and write Donald Fuck under it

I don't carry pens into the toilet.

i saw this while i was pooping in a pub, cheered me up

  On 1/8/2011 at 10:28 AM, Worlds Most Johnsson said:

i usually draw an ugly Donald Duck and write Donald Fuck under it

like

  On 1/8/2011 at 8:50 AM, chenGOD said:

nothing because i understand that other people have to use that facility.

Yeah, nothing ruins a good shit like having some crude drawings to look at.

Practically corks my ass :(

  On 1/8/2011 at 8:50 AM, chenGOD said:

nothing because i understand that other people have to use that facility.

it must suck being utterly joyless.

  On 1/8/2011 at 10:36 AM, spratters said:

I don't carry pens into the toilet.

  On 1/8/2011 at 10:36 AM, spratters said:

I don't carry a penis into the toilet.

  On 1/8/2011 at 1:06 PM, jules said:

  On 1/8/2011 at 10:36 AM, spratters said:

I don't carry a penis into the toilet.

Beat me to it. And that is what I will write if I ever write something in a bathroom stall.

I once saw a swastika made of dicks drawn on a wall in a Pennsylvania rest stop bathroom.

"FOR HOT MAN SEX CALL <insert friend's mobile phone number>"

i like to respond to whats already there

your ass is where my ass is right now, takin er easy

good work, guys—i like where this thread is going. keep up the dick swastikas if possible.

  On 1/8/2011 at 8:50 AM, chenGOD said:

nothing because i understand that other people have to use that facility.

thanks, dad

i try to guilt trip people into not using the toilet in any way i can. Usually i draw dying children with their mouths open strategically placed so that it would look like you were defecating on them or into their mouths.

I do logos for fake bands.

  On 1/8/2011 at 3:58 PM, Rambo said:

i try to guilt trip people into not using the toilet in any way i can. Usually i draw dying children with their mouths open strategically placed so that it would look like you were defecating on them or into their mouths.

LOL

if you're not a comedian you should be.

I usually go to the toilet in the science block so theres a load of science related graffiti. Also last time a wall of Futurama quotes, my forté

  On 1/8/2011 at 2:51 PM, thanks robert moses said:

I once saw a swastika made of dicks drawn on a wall in a Pennsylvania rest stop bathroom.

Perhaps he is simply suggesting that Nazi's are dicks?

  On 1/8/2011 at 7:02 AM, cardan said:

What do you like writing on the walls when using a public toilet?

Nothing, because that would be a crime. And besides, it would distract me from the pleasures of sniffing at the tip of that sweet sweet pen.

A picture of whoever is sitting on the toilet, with directions to where I am hiding, watching them.

"www.watmm.com"

yes, i do it in bold comic sans