Shake Weight is real?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXHUdvvHTkw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYmnP7VOyo4

Yeah.

  On 1/20/2011 at 3:44 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

Yeah.

real AND jazzy.

no squirt at the end though

it gets better gayer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI

  On 1/20/2011 at 3:59 PM, patternoverlap said:

no squirt at the end though

No reassuring voice afterwords either, unfortunately.

  On 1/20/2011 at 3:48 PM, the anonymous forumite said:

real AND jizzy.

Every time this commercial comes on at the bar or restaurant with tv screens, without fail, the entire place starts pointing and laughing.

The advertisers know what they're doing... but yeah... ridiculous.

  On 1/20/2011 at 5:58 PM, Superstix said:

 

 

The advertisers know what they're doing... but yeah... ridiculous.

Definitely. I think it was intended to be legit but then they took all of the jokes and made the best of it.

I take it these things are really popular as gifts. When I was xmas shopping this year, I would be in numerous big-chain stores and see huge displays of these things. Quite the phenomenon.

Wonder if anyones lost a tooth to this thing...

  On 1/20/2011 at 6:21 PM, EDGEY said:

Wonder if anyone's received a great handjob thanks to this thing...

wonder if anyone tore their asshole open with this thing

i tried it in a store. it really didn't do much.

  On 1/20/2011 at 6:52 PM, yek said:

i tried it in a store. it really didn't do much.

maybe that is caused by your gender

I used a sample from that commercial in a track before. Cant remember why or what.

you have to tighten up your muscles when you use it yek... and just use your wrists and forarms, don't use your whole arm.

Just stop being a faggot and use dumbbells.

we have one at home. my grandpa and mom use it. i don't see the big deal. yeah, lol handjobs. whatever.

This surely encourages the most awful type of handjob anyway

the "IMMA RIP IT OFF" handjob.

Two of my female friends bought each other shake weights for xmas... now they give awful handjobs

one of the funniest thread titles of the year (so far)

I'm fairly certain my dick wouldn't have been fractured and I'd have had one less embarrassing visit to the emergency room if this thing was never invented.