J3FF3R00 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 (edited) I was at a holiday party a few weeks back and someone had given some porn as a gift. We were all reading the section where readers wrote in out loud because someone wanted to know about crazy sex positions. Some of the shit was unbelievable. - The Tony Danza = When you are fucking a girl and you shout "Who's the boss?". The girl says "You are the boss." Then you say "No. Tony Danza is the boss." - The Whodini (Variation 2) = You are having sex, doggy style, in front of a window. Without letting your partner know, you secretly switch places with a friend. Then you go around and wave to your partner through the window... technically, this one is also known as "rape". - The Abe Lincoln = You have a hidden bag of shaved pubes. Make sure you finish on your partner's chin. Then quickly toss a handful of shaved pubes on your partner's face. It sticks to their chin like a beard. Post yours. Edited January 24, 2011 by jefferoo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63197-crazy-sex-positions/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gravity Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 On 1/22/2011 at 8:02 PM, jefferoo said: - The Abe Lincoln = You have a hidden bag of shaved pubes. Make sure you finish on your partner's chin. Then quickly toss a handful of shaved pubes on your partner's face. It sticks to their chin like a beard. I fucking lol'd. That's some manly shit right there. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63197-crazy-sex-positions/#findComment-1501322 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 None of those are really "positions" so much as "lewd sex acts you'd look up on Urban Dictionary for lols". My favorite: Texas Chili Dog - Take a runny, chunky diarrhea shit on a girl's chest and titty fuck her. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63197-crazy-sex-positions/#findComment-1501627 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 lols Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63197-crazy-sex-positions/#findComment-1501633 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MildewOnRice Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 shouldn't have read this thread while eating my coco pops.. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63197-crazy-sex-positions/#findComment-1501693 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 On 1/22/2011 at 8:02 PM, jefferoo said: - The Whodini (Variation 2) = You are having sex, doggy style, in front of a window. Without letting your partner know, you secretly switch places with a friend. Then you go around and wave to your partner through the window... technically, this one is also known as "rape". omflol i don't know any aside from the standards, but urbandictionary found me the Bloody Bollywood: Quote When a guy has sex with a girl on her period, and proceeds to put a red dot on her forehead using tip of his penis with her menstrual blood on it. The girl then appears to have a bindi on her forehead like that of an unmarried Hindu woman. cute! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63197-crazy-sex-positions/#findComment-1501809 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 The Spiderman: Cum in your hand and flig it at your girl like a web. Thats all I got. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63197-crazy-sex-positions/#findComment-1501815 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 lols, i kinda like having this thread in a music forum, "got bummed by no tim hecker leakage ? here's a few lols to comfort you." Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63197-crazy-sex-positions/#findComment-1501820 Share on other sites More sharing options...
halisray Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 epic lulz Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide halisray's signature Hide all signatures https://soundcloud.com/halisray Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63197-crazy-sex-positions/#findComment-1501926 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Dutch Ruddering is to grab your schwanz and have someone grab your forearm and move it up and down. Not technically a sex position. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63197-crazy-sex-positions/#findComment-1501934 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Im sure people on the internet are just making these up most of the time but I heard about something called shit blistering where you inject little blisters of shit just under your skin and then pop them when you climax, it's an annoyingly persistent image in my head. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63197-crazy-sex-positions/#findComment-1501941 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 On 1/24/2011 at 12:11 AM, Coalbucket PI said: Im sure people on the internet are just making these up most of the time but I heard about something called shit blistering where you inject little blisters of shit just under your skin and then pop them when you climax, it's an annoyingly persistent image in my head. looooooooooool Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63197-crazy-sex-positions/#findComment-1501963 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistymountainhop Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 (edited) Eiffel tower: one guy from behind, another in her mouth, high five up top Edited January 24, 2011 by mistymountainhop Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63197-crazy-sex-positions/#findComment-1502113 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gravity Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 - The Expert Knob Twiddler = Have sex with a girl from behind while mashing her face all over some keyboards. Record it and release it on Rephlex for $60, limited to 100 copies. Reveal hidden contents Richard's next LP. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63197-crazy-sex-positions/#findComment-1502121 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 This is what my lol boner looks now, thanks gravity Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63197-crazy-sex-positions/#findComment-1502122 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gravity Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 On 1/24/2011 at 8:13 AM, Blanket Fort Collapse said: This is what my lol boner looks now, thanks gravity Hmm, maybe if it was limited to 69 copies... Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63197-crazy-sex-positions/#findComment-1502124 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zelah Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Beta Carradine: You tie a rope around your neck and masturbate while a partner sprays you with a supersoaker full of carrot juice. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63197-crazy-sex-positions/#findComment-1502129 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gravity Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 On 1/24/2011 at 9:19 AM, zelah said: Beta Carradine: You tie a rope around your neck and masturbate while a partner sprays you with a supersoaker full of carrot juice. Nice one. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63197-crazy-sex-positions/#findComment-1502136 Share on other sites More sharing options...
six Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 The Romanian Pacifier - While nailing a pregnant girl in the third trimester, the fetus administers a blowjob. The Romanian Rollercoaster - 69ing while rolling down a flight of stairs. Crazy fucking Romanians. The Raccoon - After fucking a girl, punch her in each eye, leaving her with two black eyes. Then knock over her trash on your way out. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide six's signature Hide all signatures Smash TV Youtube Sparkle Motion mixes on Mixcloud Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63197-crazy-sex-positions/#findComment-1502215 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JW Modestburns Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 On 1/24/2011 at 3:06 PM, six said: The Raccoon - After fucking a girl, punch her in each eye, leaving her with two black eyes. Then knock over her trash on your way out. classic. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63197-crazy-sex-positions/#findComment-1502389 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Anyone tried the hammock? They basically lie in the hammock while i text friends, watch tv and make sex noises Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63197-crazy-sex-positions/#findComment-1502398 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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