Malawi Criminalizes Farting

From Above the Law

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The government of Malawi plans to punish persistent offenders ‘who foul the air’ in a bid to ‘mould responsible and disciplined citizens.’

Let's all move to Malawi and fart, in solidarity with its oppressed people.

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eat da poopoo

hahahaha. man i want to kill everyone

what's the punishment for follow-through?

  On 2/2/2011 at 8:41 PM, BCM said:

what's the punishment for follow-through?

Nothing, so long as you don't

eat da poo poo

This is a disaster. Malawi was one of the key target markets for the roll out of the Fartron 3000 fart chamber next year. Our corporate strategy is in ruins.

i heard they will use a terrible device as punishment for repeated offenders

dont click because it's really horrible