keltoi Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 since you're the resident poop/medical expert... you know when you do one that's like throwing down a handful of fake gravel? (like you find in those indoor planters in malls and offices) or like a spitfire raining shells on an enemy friggate? uniform nuggets tumble out and pile up at the bottom of the bowl, each one individually lubricated so that it does not stick to its' fellow nugget chums. what does this mean? is it unhealthy to do one like this maybe once a week? does it suggest i have a bad diet or what? cos i eat a pretty well balanced diet. i look forward to your anal-ysis. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Dehydration. Probably due to taking headache remedies. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1508969 Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 I get that usually after eating fast food. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide skotosa's signature Hide all signatures Artist Name: SkiaSoundcloud http://www.last.fm/user/skotosa Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1508975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 i don't trust your diagnosis. i haven't taken any headache tablets. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1508983 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 I usually get that after injecting myself with pure rabbit dna. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1508984 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 On 2/3/2011 at 6:02 PM, ZiggomaticV17 said: I get that usually after eating fast food. this week i've been eating jamie's 30 minute meals every night. last night i had a cheats pizza, 3 different salads and a berry slushy! On 2/3/2011 at 6:07 PM, baph said: I usually get that after injecting myself with pure rabbit dna. yeah they're like lubed up rabbit droppings. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1508985 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 do you drink a lot? could very well be alcohol related...booze fucks up your guts. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1508993 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 hmmn not usually more than once mid-week but this week i've had a couple of cans every night with my jamie's 30 minute meal. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1508996 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 i think jamie's 30 minute meals might be to blame Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1508998 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 it's not lupus. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide GORDO's signature Hide all signatures ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1509036 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 yeah I blame jamie oliver too....write in and tell him he gave you weird shits. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1509039 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 You are homosexual. Tough break man, just after having a kid too Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1509041 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 On 2/3/2011 at 6:07 PM, baph said: I usually get that after injecting myself with pure rabbit dna. lolirl Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1509048 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 On 2/3/2011 at 5:50 PM, keltoi said: since you're the resident poop/medical expert... you know when you do one that's like throwing down a handful of fake gravel? (like you find in those indoor planters in malls and offices) or like a spitfire raining shells on an enemy friggate? uniform nuggets tumble out and pile up at the bottom of the bowl, each one individually lubricated so that it does not stick to its' fellow nugget chums. what does this mean? is it unhealthy to do one like this maybe once a week? does it suggest i have a bad diet or what? cos i eat a pretty well balanced diet. i look forward to your anal-ysis. that would be the tapeworm shedding its lining about once a week Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1509194 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Keltoi is part deer. Or all minotaur Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1509237 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1509238 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 number 1 - gradually plip plopping oily nuts. not difficult to pass but a slow process. more water makes sense but i've eaten tons of fibre this week. maybe i should write to jamie oliver and ask him if he has the same poops. thanks X! i feel better just knowing that you have ass-essed my movement. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1509611 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 i've been taking a lot of dihydrocodeine in the past week after my "unfortunate accident" and the constipation really is a marvel. i've been shitting nothing but ruddy brown chestnuts, and even that's difficult. on the plus side, they require very little wiping. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1509612 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 chestnuts eh? mine are more like crunchy coated peanuts. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1509617 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 yeah, these a slightly larger. they're also very dense and pile up in the bottom of the pan like leaden grapeshot. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1509618 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 stop sticking raisinets in your ass? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1509620 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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plstik Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1509624 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhonny Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/63516-xxx/#findComment-1509628 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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