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since you're the resident poop/medical expert...

you know when you do one that's like throwing down a handful of fake gravel? (like you find in those indoor planters in malls and offices) or like a spitfire raining shells on an enemy friggate?

uniform nuggets tumble out and pile up at the bottom of the bowl, each one individually lubricated so that it does not stick to its' fellow nugget chums.

what does this mean? is it unhealthy to do one like this maybe once a week? does it suggest i have a bad diet or what? cos i eat a pretty well balanced diet.

i look forward to your anal-ysis.

Dehydration. Probably due to taking headache remedies.

I get that usually after eating fast food.

i don't trust your diagnosis. i haven't taken any headache tablets.

I usually get that after injecting myself with pure rabbit dna.

  On 2/3/2011 at 6:02 PM, ZiggomaticV17 said:

I get that usually after eating fast food.

this week i've been eating jamie's 30 minute meals every night. last night i had a cheats pizza, 3 different salads and a berry slushy!

  On 2/3/2011 at 6:07 PM, baph said:

I usually get that after injecting myself with pure rabbit dna.

yeah they're like lubed up rabbit droppings.

do you drink a lot? could very well be alcohol related...booze fucks up your guts.

hmmn not usually more than once mid-week but this week i've had a couple of cans every night with my jamie's 30 minute meal.

i think jamie's 30 minute meals might be to blame

it's not lupus.

yeah I blame jamie oliver too....write in and tell him he gave you weird shits.

You are homosexual.

Tough break man, just after having a kid too

  On 2/3/2011 at 6:07 PM, baph said:

I usually get that after injecting myself with pure rabbit dna.

lolirl

  On 2/3/2011 at 5:50 PM, keltoi said:

since you're the resident poop/medical expert...

 

you know when you do one that's like throwing down a handful of fake gravel? (like you find in those indoor planters in malls and offices) or like a spitfire raining shells on an enemy friggate?

 

uniform nuggets tumble out and pile up at the bottom of the bowl, each one individually lubricated so that it does not stick to its' fellow nugget chums.

 

what does this mean? is it unhealthy to do one like this maybe once a week? does it suggest i have a bad diet or what? cos i eat a pretty well balanced diet.

 

i look forward to your anal-ysis.

that would be the tapeworm shedding its lining about once a week

Keltoi is part deer.

Or all minotaur

number 1 - gradually plip plopping oily nuts. not difficult to pass but a slow process.

more water makes sense but i've eaten tons of fibre this week.

maybe i should write to jamie oliver and ask him if he has the same poops.

thanks X! i feel better just knowing that you have ass-essed my movement.

i've been taking a lot of dihydrocodeine in the past week after my "unfortunate accident" and the constipation really is a marvel. i've been shitting nothing but ruddy brown chestnuts, and even that's difficult. on the plus side, they require very little wiping.

chestnuts eh? mine are more like crunchy coated peanuts.

yeah, these a slightly larger. they're also very dense and pile up in the bottom of the pan like leaden grapeshot.

stop sticking raisinets in your ass?

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