If RDJ did the half time show

If RDJ did the half time show:

KTPA1

KTPA2

Aphex Airlines

Ventolin (video version)

Fantasia

Sandpaper show

Discuss.

High pitched distorted sine wave + locked stadium doors.

Holy shit, that's what I was thinking through the entire half time cockeroo.

Hivemind...l

Richard lowers from ceiling of Cowboys Dome, he is drunk and proceeds to put mic in a blender. again. exit stage left and knock Slash's gay hat off while you're at it.

  On 2/7/2011 at 5:18 AM, Gravity said:

High pitched distorted sine wave + locked stadium doors.

lol

aphex on a giant stage, hiding behind couch

cam shows close up of couch the whole time.

distortion, screaming in surround sound, millions of people cover their ears in terror

Featuring special guest Merzbow, recording an installation from the losing team's locker room of him throwing their shit around as Rubber Johnny is played on the large screens with Windowlicker dancers surrounding Richard's set-up with his personal screen showing all that distorted scat porn and autopsy footage he's known to show. Of course he's playing Hangable Auto Bulb and that untitled track from Surfing on Sine Waves.

Featuring special guest Merzbow, recording an installation from the losing team's locker room of him throwing their shit around as Rubber Johnny is played on the large screens with Windowlicker dancers surrounding Richard's set-up with his personal screen showing all that distorted scat porn and autopsy footage he's known to show. Of course he's playing Hangable Auto Bulb and that untitled track from Surfing on Sine Waves.

Featuring special guest Merzbow, recording an installation from the losing team's locker room of him throwing their shit around as Rubber Johnny is played on the large screens with Windowlicker dancers surrounding Richard's set-up with his personal screen showing all that distorted scat porn and autopsy footage he's known to show. Of course he's playing Hangable Auto Bulb and that untitled track from Surfing on Sine Waves.

sweet triple post

Holy shit. I only clicked it one time.

Can a mod please delete that crap?

I bet he would just play a Black Eyed Peas CD.

or worse, Girl Talk

giant deflating football is like if a viagra commercial had a sense of humor

  On 2/7/2011 at 7:17 AM, yek said:

aphex on a giant stage, hiding behind couch

 

cam shows close up of couch the whole time.

 

distortion, screaming in surround sound, millions of people cover their ears in terror

lol

but then strangely no controversy in the press the next day. Just brief mentions of half time show by Aphex and photoshopped image of him dancing with a mic in a sequinny black body suit.

with one large nipple showing